Smarmy grin from across the border

[Aster]

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All the peoples of our republic, Ashkenatzi Jews, Tellians, Poles, Lithuanians, Russians, Germans and Babkhans all watch the lulz unfold with great bemusement

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I wonder if the Lithuanians ever get bullied for lacking a piece of ridiculous ethnic headgear.

[Aster]

They probably do have something - I just couldn't be bothered to find out what. Well researched trolling would be a first...

[Kaiser Mors VI]

Go troll elsewhere.

[Malliki Tosha]

Oh, give the guy a break. Obviously he's bored in Ashkenatza.

[Aster]

Oberbroshzelner Hermann Krantz rolled his Ashvan Stormbird III of the 2nd Yegerstaffeln, Luftherrschaft Kraft, Ashkenatzisher Shlakhter Fliikkraft slowly to his right, providing him with an excellent view of Highpass province. The occasional muzzle flash from a battle tank could even be seen from 32'000 feet above Thither Tellia. The occasional blip appeared on his radar screens as a few AIM-120 AMRAAM missiles farted around within Shirerethan airspace, followed by the odd explosion. Flicking through radio channels, news anchors shouted out declarations of Kaiser for their tin pot dukes, as Mors VI tried to retain some measure of dignity, holed up within Shirekeep. Krantz' face screwed up into a ridiculous, twisted grin showing rows of perfectly maintained, glistening teeth, as, looking towards the dying kingdom, he said, half laughing..."problem, Shireroth?"

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[Aurangzeb Khan]

SDI Site Z003, Highpass

THAAD Tactial Operations Centre

"Confirmed sir, one Ashavan Shturemfoygl, height 32,000ft. Flight pattern determined to be irritating. On a course parallel to the frontier."

"Acknowledged. Permission to engage is granted."

"Panopticon confirms. Radar lock attained."

"Sup Askhafags..."

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[Aster]

From that photograph, it seems that the Imperial airforce have invested in some top notch, modern equipment...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Yes, the seats are scientifically calibrated to the latest ergonomic standards. Meanwhile elsewhere.

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

No hotlinking images is happening elsewhere during the meantime?!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Something like that. Honestly, you'd think people objected to having their work stolen by feckless layabouts.