Inperial Deecree #456: New Kiaser

[Kaiser Mors VI]

I hereby name CJMiller as a citizen and Kiaser of SHireroth. He shall rain from here to eternity as perennial kiaser.

I was thinking about Aure last night. How I made her Kaiseress after such a short amount of time, so new to the hobby. I recaled how greate a decision that was. And I was thinking about how greate she was at the job, how she brought new and graete ideas to teh hobby. How everyone loved her for who great mind and political skill. How she was the first female micronationalist to hold a high positiont. I recalled all the fantastic things she did, how well she and I worked together.

And in that train of thought I thought of CJMiller. How he's such a bright young man, so mature and understanding. How he's so, tolerent of other people's ideas, even when they are not his own. How he accepts and can work with anyone, no matter who they are, or where they hail from. I thought about his ability to get along with everyone, and the love people show for his leadership abilities.

All praise raised in lauding for only one lad!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Very good... though you realise he might actually take this seriously...

[Scott of Hyperborea]

NO! Please say this is just some horrible April Fools' joke! David Northworthy Beckford is and always shall be the only true Kiaser of Shireroth!

[CJ Miller]

I hereby name CJMiller as a citizen and Kiaser of SHireroth. He shall rain from here to eternity as perennial kiaser.

I was thinking about Aure last night. How I made her Kaiseress after such a short amount of time, so new to the hobby. I recaled how greate a decision that was. And I was thinking about how greate she was at the job, how she brought new and graete ideas to teh hobby. How everyone loved her for who great mind and political skill. How she was the first female micronationalist to hold a high positiont. I recalled all the fantastic things she did, how well she and I worked together.

And in that train of thought I thought of CJMiller. How he's such a bright young man, so mature and understanding. How he's so, tolerent of other people's ideas, even when they are not his own. How he accepts and can work with anyone, no matter who they are, or where they hail from. I thought about his ability to get along with everyone, and the love people show for his leadership abilities.

All praise raised in lauding for only one lad!

[Hesam Jayatar]

Ardy, the april fool's joke doesn't actually kick into full effect until tomorrow. When Miller is still 'Kiaser' of Shireroth.

[Kaiser Mors VI]

http://shireroth.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=13136

Now I feel a bit bad...

CJ..."All Praise Raised In Lauding For Only One Lad!"

[Malliki Tosha]

I lol'd.

[Jacobus Loki]

Awwww, sooooo cute, if he's not a citizen, can we keep him as a mascot or a pet? C'mon.....

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Malliki, I told you (or Harvey...) Jake would try to keep him as a pet...

[Kaiser Mors VI]

People as pets...huh...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

People as pets...huh...

Khan: Bring out the Leo.
Allot: Leo's sleeping.
Khan: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake Leo up now, won't you?

[Eldwood]

"I'll be your Vimes if you'll be my Vetinari."

Please ignore the above statment as it the mad product of 8 hours of flight + layover time and 3 Pratchett books.

[Allot]

[Eldwood]

Multiple choice:
a) Because I can.
b) Because I hate you Trebe- Allot
c) Because deep down (way deep) I really do care.

I'll let you pick.

[Daniel Farewell]

I'm sorry to say this, but I found this a bit tasteless.

[Malliki Tosha]

Come on, it was hilarious.

[Kaiser Mors VI]

*shrug* Yeah.. I felt a little bad about it afterwords... But it's over now. I'm still trying to figure out if he got that it was a joke and was messing with me back... or if he believed it. I can't believe that he'd actually believe it...

[CJ Miller]

he believed it

[Shyriath]

David Northworthy Beckford is and always shall be the only true Kiaser of Shireroth!

I have to side with Scott there. But that's not to say, is it, that CJMiller couldn't be Kaesir? Eh?