The final solution

[Malliki Tosha]

[Kaiser Leto III]

I prefer to blow up the government officials myself if they try to make a part of us (Belgians) a colony of the Netherlands.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Ugh, French territorial aggrandisement. It's time perhaps to restart the Hundred Years War, fighting the French instead of the Taliban would curb travel expenditure and reduce our carbon-footprint - in other news Calais wants to rejoin the British Empire (in order to cash in on the Olympics)

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Heheheheh- whilst Belgium did give us the Saxophone, Tintin, good beer, and tentatively, Hercule Poirot, its frontier rectification is highly amusing. I still think plucky old Luxembourg should have some of her historic lands reinstated around Bastogne and that area.

Then again, as Ardy knows, I'm all for petty territorial changes

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Greater Wales... dear god... anyway do you have a full scale version of that map without the country names knocking around?

[Bill3000]

ew. Bulgaria should be annexed by Greece, not GAIN Greek land. that's totally lame.

[Kaiser Leto III]

Greece is bankrupt, you should punish it by taking its independence away, not by giving it land.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

ew. Bulgaria should be annexed by Greece, not GAIN Greek land. that's totally lame.

I am uncertain of the origins of Bill's Bulgarophobia but I am certain he would probably approve of the Byzantine Emperor they called Boulgaroktonos on account of leaving a certain number of dead Bulgars in his wake.

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

When you lived in a nation as disgustingly nationalist as Turkey, and when independence day is the same day as your birthday, one is naturally inclined to want to Balkanise and carve up Anatolia à la Sèvres.

In fact, I even implemented my Turkey-carving (pun not intended) into Hearts of Iron II as my popular Anatolian Wars Mod, which promted a full email inbox of nationalist Turks pouring their hearts out with the caps lock.

i.e: HELLO MY NAME ÖZGUR İ FROM TURKEY I LIKE YOU AND İ LIKE YOUR MOD BUT NO LIKE KURD. KURD HE SMELL. TÜRK HE MIGHTY WITH LUSCIOUS MOUSTACHE. İ PLAY YOUR MOD MY HEART BREAK I SEE ARMENIAN EVERYWHERE. İ HUG YOU