Duke of Kildare: Imperial Letter of Request

[Björn Ironfist]

To the Duke of Kildare:

I have been instructed by His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Emperor Harald Thorstein I, to present the following letter:


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I hope that you are doing well, and will have time to respond to this letter in a timely manner.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Jonas - I expect you to charge an appropriate fee for this somewhat dubious validation exercise (I'll take a cut - ta).

[Scott of Hyperborea]

I'll pay you 50 erb if you write the documentation in a way that discovers me to be a secret member of the Stormark royal family.

[Harald of Froyalan]

Jonas - I expect you to charge an appropriate fee for this somewhat dubious validation exercise (I'll take a cut - ta).

Nah, it is simply part of the backstory surrounding my (micronational) children.

[Harald of Froyalan]

I'll pay you 50 erb if you write the documentation in a way that discovers me to be a secret member of the Stormark royal family.

That would be beyond Jonas' purview and would therfore not be recognized by the sole authority who can determine who is a Stormarkian Royal and who is not: me.

Since I'm the founder of the Imperial House of Stormark you would have to satisfactorily explain to me how you could be a child of mine.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Jonas - I expect you to charge an appropriate fee for this somewhat dubious validation exercise (I'll take a cut - ta).

Nah, it is simply part of the backstory surrounding my (micronational) children.

Yes I gathered that. I think 200 erb sounds fair.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Since I'm the founder of the Imperial House of Stormark you would have to satisfactorily explain to me how you could be a child of mine.

A pretty Shirerithian girl, lots and lots of mead, and a "what happens in Port Nevermore stays in Port Nevermore" attitude.

[Harald of Froyalan]

Yes I gathered that. I think 200 erb sounds fair.

That would be fine with me. What about you Jonas?

(And the money would, of course, be split 70% - 30% the Kaiser's way. )

[Harald of Froyalan]

A pretty Shirerithian girl, lots and lots of mead, and a "what happens in Port Nevermore stays in Port Nevermore" attitude.

Make it a pretty Hyperborean girl and lots and lots of mead and I might be in.

What would be the reason that the lives of me and the pretty Hyperborean girl touch each other?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

The novelty of caressing and having knowledge of one born with purple skin?

[Harald of Froyalan]

The novelty of caressing and having knowledge of one born with purple skin?

Sure. I'm in the mood for something exotic.

[Jonas]

It's fine for me. Will start with it next week.