A request for advice

[Aurangzeb Khan]

On a spot of etiquette. Is it considered bad form for the Kaiser to hang the Praetor on a whim if the Praetor persists with using an ironic Mills & Boon novel cover for an avatar for a period longer than 24 hours?

[Harvey Steffke]

Certainly not.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Fantastic. Erik, call the Judex into session, summon the executioner and find your Black Cap.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Jazz hands... same applies.

[Erik Mortis]

I think that would be considered interfering with the Landsraad...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

That's why I was asking the Landsraad, nicely.

[Allot]

Bring it.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I'll get round to it. The cudgellers demand a double hourly rate on evening call outs and weekends.

[Allot]

AAAGGGGGH PUT DOWN THE CUDGEL PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN I'LL STOP I'LL STOP I'LL STOP ARRRRRRRRGGGH

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Danke Fräulein Prætor

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Ah, you still appear to be working on your image. Das ist gut. If you could just say base it on Yulia Tymoshenko, that would be a great help. Danke.

[Allot]

Hmm....I never thought of that....

I think I'll stick with Liz Lemon for now. I'm feeling Lemonish.