Ashkenatzi representative reporting in

[Aster]

Hey all,

Sorry I've been a bit late - I've just started university, and I'm aware that this was all finalised a while ago. Again, my apologies.

Anyway, I just want to say that I was one of the advocates for joining the small commonwealth in Ashkenatza, and I hope to forge a close relationship between the commonwealth and Ashkenatza, whilst maintaining, as is the offical stance of his excellency the Nohsi Herr Goltz, a distinctly independent and protectivist attitude towards some aspects of the small commonwealth. We are especially interested in solidifying Ashkenatza's MITO/SC economic system, which has only come into existence offically, and not, as of yet, practically. We have a wide range of buisnesses in Ashkenatza - most recently, a tobacco company shared between Herr Goltz and myself, and a military technology and heavy industry conglomerate shared between Herr Allenby and myself, and many more besides! We thank the Small Commonwealth for their assistance - unoffically - in the Ocian conflict, and their continuing benevolence towards Ashkenatza's Benecian and Pan-Micran interests overall. I feel that the small commonwealth has been instrumental in securing Benecia as a continent comprised of strong, versitile and mature nations - surely a massive change from earlier periods in Benecia's history. Ashkenatza will, we assure you, be working very closely with the small commonwealth.

Regards,

Herr Szhmuel Astopov

[Andreas the Wise]

Welcome!

On the note of the bank, perhaps you could tell me the two pieces of info I need to set you up in the bank? Namely:

What regions Ashkenatza would like displayed in the bank (accounts registered within the country are registered in one of these regions).

How many citizens Ashkenatza has who are not already involved in the Small Commonwealth United Economy (this number is needed to allocate your starting funds).

[Björn Ironfist]

Welcome to the party, lad.

[Erik Mortis]

Greetings stranger.

[Ari Rahikkala]

He's not a stranger, he's a SC representative

[Aster]

SC delegates should come to Ashkenatza for some cake! I'm thinking of arranging a ball in Ruhzin palace to celebrate our entry into the SC. What kind of cake does everyone like - remember, meat-milk-oyster-pork cake will probably not be available...

[Björn Ironfist]

I would LOVE some cake! I would also love if you got whomever needed to fix the forum registration issue I am having...to fix the forum registration issue I am having so I may enjoy said cake.

[Aster]

Yes yes - I've asked about it; I don't know about the technical stuff. Herr Goltz seems to be very busy at the moment, so I'm afraid it's going to be a bit of a wait

[Björn Ironfist]

This is going to cost you a buttload of cool points, my friend.

[Aster]

...You can have a whole bloody trolley of cakes if you keep your cool! What kind?

[Björn Ironfist]

Hehe...ummm

I desire one each of the following:

Rum Cake
Chocolate Banana Cake
Pumpkin Cheese Cake
Sour Creme Coffee Cake
Tiramisu Layer Cake
Halvah Cake

(out of character)
And I DO hope you realize that I am merely employing sarcasm about having to wait on the registration. I just wanted to make sure someone who needed to know was aware of the problem.

(back into character)

The friggin delay is gonna get me in trouble with my boss...and she's not one to listen long to excuses.

[Jonas]

My aunt bakes delicious cakes...

[Björn Ironfist]

nice...

Best I can manage is an aunt who breaks not-so-delicious wind with a frequency that makes the flatulence scene in "Blazing Saddles" pale by comparison.