Batchlor Party!!!!!!!!!

[Kaiser Raynor X]

So.. Who's planning on attending.. And how we gonna get this thing going..hehe? Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

[Stone Jackabar]

can i.....not attend? Follow me!!! TAKE UP YOUR SPORKS!! AND FOLLOW ME TO BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ErosDarkstar]

You have to attend. You know that :) Eros Darkstar al Sylvas ij Qel'AthasLast Son of Night"I'm retired, dammit!"

[Harvey the Blue]

*reads the evil plans* Poor FIoJ... everyone always trying to attack it for little or no reason. It is not like we had a military.Oh... oh, right. The party! So what about it? Harvey SteffkePreviously known as Sai'Kar Lum'EthProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial Star

[Kaiser Raynor X]

We got bored alot...So.. Who's bring the music? And what kind? Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

[ErosDarkstar]

I think... something loud, angry, and triumphant at the same time. Since Sally can't be there, we can get away with playing whatever we want. I recommend metal or ska. Eros Darkstar al Sylvas ij Qel'AthasLast Son of Night"I'm retired, dammit!"

[Stone Jackabar]

AACH!!! no more ska!!!i hurt all over from the pit last night! Follow me!!! TAKE UP YOUR SPORKS!! AND FOLLOW ME TO BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaiser Raynor X]

Odysy... Symphony X.. just once.. TRIIIIIIIUMPHANT!!!!!!!!!!!..... CHAMPION OF ITHICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sorry.... How bout soem Funk? Just because? Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

[ErosDarkstar]

Stone will already be getting enough "funk" after the wedding, if you know what I mean...Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more! Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bad, eh gov'ner? Say no more! Eros Darkstar al Sylvas ij Qel'AthasLast Son of Night"I'm retired, dammit!"

[Harvey the Blue]

*checks date* We have... two days. Harvey SteffkePreviously known as Sai'Kar Lum'EthProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial Star

[Kaiser Raynor X]

I declare Batchlor party!!!!!!!!!!!PARTY!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*Loud music and balloons pop up from no where...**Everyone suddenly has a drink...* Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

[ErosDarkstar]

*There are much explosions, care of ALL the B0O0/\/\ist gods, not just Agni :) All eyes turn to the stage... and Eros comes out to the microphone*"I am under express orders that there shall be no strippers at this bachleor party."*there are groans, and grumbles about Eros being a stodgy old priest... he is, after all, pushing 600 by now. Funny, he hasn't aged a day... but before these groans can reach a point where they are bad, Eros raises his hand.*"I have two toasts to make, or rather, one toast to two incredible people. The first half: Stone Jackabar, you have been a good duke to me, and a better friend. Throughout our time in this nation and others, you have been nothing less than the most loyal advisor and most trustworthy companion a guy could ask for... and it warms my heart to see you getting married to your true love. Before I make this toast, I have a wedding present for you and Sally."*Eros begins to chant*"Agni, God of FireLend to me thy might,Lumina, the tree-mother,Guide me by thy light.Hasan, in thy great wisdom,Loki, by thy witSakat, spare thy chronos,And walk with me a bit.Somnis and Insomnis,Atju and H'GraaIkol and Lacrymosa,Los, with thy great lawLend to me thy power,Thy mercy and thy strengthTo cast this great orisonWhich I have learned at length.I need all the B0O0/\/\ist GodsNot just who I favorLukudu, Malarbor, and MorsTo aid in this endeavor.Ari, Tux, and PokeyApostrophe and Bob,Jeff, the god of Biscuits,Yes, and even Gahg.Navi, Eris, and Horjin keepThe lovers in dedicationFax and Amicyk, and Ifni,Keep thier communication.Mog and Juxly, dark gods both;Gouda, Tex, and Mo'llGoogle, Ica, Frank T. Dugford,Bless this couples' soul.Hypotomoose and SephirothKrond, Homer, and FieroTerra, Odin, Thor, and FreyaMurphy and Shiek, the pyro.Rracanychan, the FearlessStrengthen this man's heartIsa, bless thier marraigeLet them never be apartLastly Viviantia,Life-Goddess of allYou I need the mostLest this cantrip fall.I call on all your powerTo aid me in this questRemove the ward that plagues my friendClean up this holy messForget his elf-repugnanceSmite the curse of drowBless them on their wedding nightYou, of all, know how."*Eros stops his casting, and looks straight at Stone.*"You'll find the ward that prevents you from elf-snuggling is gone now, my friend. I take it that you can now enjoy your wedding night. Bless you both."*Eros turns his head towards Harvey*"As for you, Harvey the Blue... there is little I can say about you that this crowd of our friends does not already know. You've been a hero of this country, a figure of Legend, and a generally all-around nice guy. Furthermore, tomorrow, you're going to make a very good friend of mine deleriously happy. What can I say? What can I give you as a wedding gift? Well, I have two things. The first is the keys to my home in Aerovenus. It's a little small... but it's cozy, warm, and probably a great place for a honeymoon. The second will come after my toast."*Eros raises the glass of ale to the sky.*"TO STONE JACKABAR, HARVEY THE BLUE, AND THIER RESPECTIVE MARRAIGES! MAY THIER LIVES BE LONG, AND THIER HOPES ETERNAL!"*Eros drinks long, and snaps his fingers. Behind him, a band appears on the bandstand, instruments tuned.*"This song is for Harvey the Blue, because I have a feeling that it's how he's feeling right now. It's a very, very happy song, but because I know all of you, I'm going to play it very, very loud :)"*Busts out with a fast-paced, overdriven, progressive cover of Dire Straits: Walk of Life*"Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldiesBe-Bop-A-Lua, Baby What I SayHere comes Johnny singing I Gotta WomanDown in the tunnels, trying to make it payHe got the action, he got the motionYeah, the boy can playDedication devotionTurning all the night time into the dayHe do the song about the sweet lovin' womanHe do the song about the knifeHe do the walk, he do the walk of lifeHere comes Johnny and he'll tell you the storyHand me down mu walkin' shoesHere come Johnny with the power and the gloryBackbeat the talkin' bluesHe got the action, he got the motionYeah, the boy can playDedication devotionTurning all the night time into the dayHe do the song about the sweet lovin' womanHe do the song about the knifeHe do the walk, he do the walk of lifeHere comes Johnny singing oldies, goldiesBe-Bop-A-Lula, Baby, What I Say?Here comes Johnny singing I Gotta WomanDown in the tunnels, trying to make it payHe got the action, he got the motionYeah the boy can playDecidation devotionTurning all the night time into the dayAnd after all the violence and double talkThere's just a song in the trouble and the strifeYou do the walk, you do the walk of life!" Eros Darkstar al Sylvas ij Qel'AthasLast Son of Night"The Great are Only Great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!" -Stirner"There never was a saint with red hair" -Russian Proverb

[Kaiser Raynor X]

*Riases mug*TO stone!... To JAS!*drinks...**poinces on Stone and Jas giving them hugs*I have a gift for you both...*Pulls out two leather bags**hands the bags to them, one each*Here are some precious gems.. worth much, with them I hope you can help make a life for yourselves, they aren't enough to live off.. but used well, they can get you off to a good start...*Turns to stone.. and snaps his finger, two servants walk up carrying a big box....*And this my friend.. was made just for you...*opens the box and pulls something REALLY big out*This... is the first, and only, so far, B0O0/\/\ist Assualt Rifle GunBlade.... It's the newest version of the BAR, with a Blade attached... just like you would want it... *hands Stone the weapon...**turns to Jas*...I honestly.. didn't know what to give you.. I've known you for... 3...4 years now... We've been friends, comrads.. adversaries.... ect... I could give you just random stuff.. but I think.. something with Meaning... Perhaps... I could finally start calling you Harvey.... and not Jas...YEs... Harvey.. that is my gift.. to finally call you by your new name... hehe.. now you get to live with Harv...hehe Hope ya like it.. it's not much... but I can't really think of what else I have to offer.... Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

[Ari Rahikkala]

Requesting declassification per Declassification act of 3742.