Imperial Decree 399: Steward & Stuff

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Imperial Decree 399: Concerning the Stewardship, the Succession & Monty Crisco

1. Malliki Tosha is hereby appointed Steward of the Imperial Republic of Shireroth;
2. Leo Dine is designated heir to the Mango Throne should anything *unfortunate* happen to me in the meantime;
3. Monty Crisco's revolt will continue to be tolerated and occasionally fired upon provided that piano hurling trebuchets play a pivotal role.

Signed by my hand this Somnisday the 26th Anandjan 3730 ASC

[Erik Mortis]

*Hurls a piano at Shirekeep with a trebuchet*

[Aurangzeb Khan]

*Replies with a steaming dead cow on the reverse trajectory*

[Erik Mortis]

*has a tanner in biohazzard gear clean up the mess, skin the cow, tan it and make a nice leather chair out of it*

I have just begun to rebel!

*sitting from his new chair*

FIRE ANOTHER VOLLEY!

[Jacobus Loki]

(The Ice Cream men are confused)