Me, being Ric...

[Prince Ísur-Ai]

... wishes to Elwynnize my board name. Please whiten it

If you doubt me being Ric, well, then... er.... I hope you don't :P

[Ari Rahikkala]

Already handled by the Kaiseress, therefore, a gift:

A coil of coppery-looking wire about the diameter of a pencil lead. It is extremely flammable and can be lit with a match. It burns much hotter than magnesium, with a blue flare that dazzles anyone who looks at it.

[Prince Ísur-Ai]

Uh oh...