Imperial Decree #373: Duke of Yardistan

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

To all Shirerithians, greetings!

Due to the lack of constructive activity on the part of the current Duke of Yardistan, Jess, as well as his obvious lack of judgment, I hereby create Bacchus Duke of Yardistan. If he does not want that title, he may do with it as he pleases, except hand it back to Jess.

Jess, every action comes with a consequence. Perhaps you will think twice next time.

Signed by my hand this Ughday, the Twentieth of Krondokin, 3583 ASC.

[Gman Russell]

Your niftiness, does this void my deal with Jess to recieve the throne back at Christmas?


(this is not exactly what I had in mind, but kudos on the slick move.)

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

I would rather think it does, but have a talk with Bacchus. He decides now.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Smack-ety-Smack (Imperial)...

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Wow, only your second week and you've already gone mad with power. I think that's a new record.

Not sure I like all the implications of this, though.

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

I wouldn't call it "mad with power". I also think that the implications are that if you edit my post and add "Hoe", you get your ass kicked.

[Bacchus]

I support the Kaiseress in this action, but I only wish this wasn't the way Jess' reign as Duke came to an end this time.

[Gman Russell]

Uhm, Bacchus, what say you hm?

[Bacchus]

I'm mulling over the possibility of being Duke for a bit. If you had a deal with Jess, I'll be sure to honour it, of course.

[Gman Russell]

Thank you for your honor, Bacchus.

[Bacchus]

Just to clarify- was the Christmas time thing put forward by you, or Jess? I mean, will you be busy until Christmas, or am I free to hand over the throne to an active Greg at any time?

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Wow, only your second week and you've already gone mad with power. I think that's a new record.

Um...I dismissed the Landsraad in 2 days.

[Jess]

Whats this all about?

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

After having had a good discussion with Jess in private, I've decided to lift the ban on Jess having the duchy back. I leave that decision entirely up to Bacchus.

[Jonas]

This is a lot of interference, while Yardistan could probably solve this on its own. I'm sure they will rebel when they disagree.
But as always, I pledge loyal to Her Niftiness. May she rule as an absolutist.

Um...I dismissed the Landsraad in 2 days.

Because those guys were annoying. Bah! Firing me! They asked for it.

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

Had it been an internal Yardistani matter, they would have.

[Jacobus Loki]

I've got to read up on this.........

EDIT-
Well, as a friend to all parties, I would indeed earn the title of "fewmet stirrer" if I waded in now.

The status quo is all status-y.

Back to Sleep!