Imperial Decree #366: Roll of Honour

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

To all the people of Shireroth, may love and happiness be with you!

I hereby order the following amendment to the DecreeBook, effective immediately:

Chapter V, A, 2

c. All honors bestowed shall be recorded in the "Roll of Honor", recording the name of the recipient, the year of the bestowment (in ASC), as well as a reason for the bestowment, when applicable.

Signed by my hand, this Gahgday, the Eleventh of Krondokin, 3575 ASC.

[Gman Russell]

This decree is null and void. You are not the kaiseress. Time for a rebellion.


...unless you are Ari...?

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

I am going to give you a bit of slack, my dear Duke Russell, since you are Yardistani and all. I would like you to read this thread first, especially the first post and the first paragraph in that post. If you are still confused, read it again. When you then agree that I am the legal Kaiseress, take a look at my titles and think a bit again. If you then are certain of my past identity, all is fine and dandy. If not, please PM me.

Thank you kindly.

[Gman Russell]

I know who you are, I just don't believe Ari really appointed you.

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

You are right, he didn't appoint me. He was however instrumental in the demise of Kaiser Erasmas I and also proclaimed his support. Perhaps you should contact him?

[Bacchus]

Isn't he currently living it up with Father Christmas in some frozen woodland or something?

[Syr William]

Can we all just not accept that Anandja is Kaiseress now?
I think it's good to have someone new for a change.

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

I do believe he is. Too bad for Greg then.

[Jacobus Loki]

Greg needs to embrace Love and Peace.

He will come around after he talks to Ari,

[Gman Russell]

Even if i accept your rule, I won't ever embrace peace and love.


Damn hippies should've been taken' out back in the '70's...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Fucking hell - me and him agree on something, about the hippies that is.

[Gman Russell]

cheers, mate!

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

Even if i accept your rule, I won't ever embrace peace and love.


Damn hippies should've been taken' out back in the '70's...

You're Yardistani, you don't have to embrace peace and love. You only have to submit to my rule.

[Syr William]

Just imagine, in an alternate universe Yardistan is a source of love and peace and a new Kaiseress has just come to the throne promising death and destruction.....scary.....

[Jacobus Loki]

Yardistan IS a source of Love and Peace and Happiness......

[Gman Russell]

*writes Jacobus off his christmas card list...*

[Jacobus Loki]

(adds Greg to list of dissidents.

discovers he's already at the head of the list.)

[Gman Russell]

Oh nos! Too bad the kaiseress is all about peace and love, hm?

[Jacobus Loki]

Love, peace and happiness are all subject to interpretation.

Yardistanis love choas and rebellion, we find peace in a good, warm explosion, and that makes us happy.

Her Niftyness said she is letting Yardistan be Yardistan, so that's happy, gives a sense of peace, and we love it.

[Gman Russell]

Bu where does my happiness end and her happiness begin, hmmmm?


*mental firebomb*

[Jacobus Loki]

They are concurrent, but running on parallel tracks in different dimensions in different directions .

[Gman Russell]

Damn.

But what if my happiness is killing small puppies?

Orphaned, new-born, eyes are still shut puppies with diseases?

[Jacobus Loki]

What strength of Love, to put the poor doomed beasts out of their misery.

I couldn't do it!

A SAINT!

[Gman Russell]

Damn you Jacobus!

...


Um, what if... damnit...


um.... damnit all!