Hark, all ye Faithful!

[Allot]

This is not a dispute. People need to CHILL out, wait a few hours so Ari can wake up, and hear what he says. Just WAIT. Calm down.

[Ari Rahikkala]

Hi! Just finished demangoing and thinking, and I have to leave in about two minutes, but: Yeah, everyone needs to calm down and remember we live on this thing that's called a planet and that goes round and round and one side of it is in the shadow and when it is there the people in it tend to sleep, while the people not in the shadow tend to panic about why the people in it aren't participating in important Shirithian affairs. Also, figuring out who I'm supporting will require some numerological research (Seriously.), so I'll get back to you on that in... well, eight hours at most, I guess.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Well, if the dispute continues the SCIRA judge can always declare civil war, which would give us a good chance to test SCIRA ...

Oh? As in the absent MoMA?

[Andreas the Wise]

Well yes, that is a mitigating factor but I could probably get him to visit long enough to do so ...

[Syr William]

(William wakes from a drunken sleep) wha? Jacobus is giving away claims to the line of Grifos??
pick me pick me!

[Jacobus Loki]

I give nothing away, I support my family and my line. Her Niftiness is of joint heritage.

I remember when she was little, and her parents were trapped in the fall of Kernsopolis........It was horrible, the fire, the explosions......(sob).

But she is restored to us now!

Long live the Kaiseress!!

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

I owe you much uncle Jacobus. The loss of my parents would have been unbarable without the support of my family.

With that said, I wish to thank everyone for their confidence in me. I will strive to bring in a new era of prosperity for Shireroth! Free love and mangoes for everyone!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Hmm, free love in the sweet and innocent and decidedly cuddly sense or the thoroughly sleazy 60s 'free love' sense? If the latter - dibs the asexual emo zombie thing... in both cases I have various notions regarding the manner in which the mango might be utilised

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

I am wonderful enough to let you decide what free love is for you.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Indeed, which leaves the last objection to your impending Kaisership as being your hat.

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

Don't you like my party hat?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I think I'd like it better if it were being burnt in a prominent public place...

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

Ah, my dear Khan. The dungeons are lovely this time of the year.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I like you. Try to hire a reliable food-taster

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

Are you up for the job then, my dear Khan? Oh, sorry, you said "reliable"...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I would of course gladly volunteer my services but, alas, I've already taken the antidote, and would not therefore be of much assistance.

[Syr William]

damn.....
it's like a convention for assassins up in here

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I know. Great isn't it.

[Leo Fenrir]

Are you up for the job then, my dear Khan? Oh, sorry, you said "reliable"...

I am inclined to disagree here. You see, You can always rely on him to be unreliable. Wonderful logic no?

I recommend you pick Allot. It will make getting rid of him so much easier.

[Jacobus Loki]

Hire a member of the Bacchus cult. They'll eat the food before asking why, and there are 'a lot' of them to spare, whereas we only have one "Allot".

And a photo of Her Niftynesses Hat should go into the wiki bjust in case.......

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Hire a member of the Bacchus cult. They'll eat the food before asking why...

They'll also eat both the meal and the person they are tasting for before asking why...

[Jacobus Loki]

That's what guards and forensic patholgists are for!

[Syr William]

What if the guards and forensic pathologists are too drunk to do anything?

[Jacobus Loki]

hmmmmm.

A few of Prodigy's Chelkran used to work for me, er Loki III. Maybe they can help

[Bacchus]

I'd imagine a bear-man thing could drink even Ardy under the table.

[Jonas]

So... Ari isn't the Kaiseress?

If you give me the Kaiser title next time, you have my support.

No, just joking. I'm Your loyal servant, Your Niftiness.

Long live the Kaiseress! May she rule wise and bring war and chaos back to the Shireithian lands!

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

So... Ari isn't the Kaiseress?

If you give me the Kaiser title next time, you have my support.

No, just joking. I'm Your loyal servant, Your Niftiness.

Long live the Kaiseress! May she rule wise and bring war and chaos back to the Shireithian lands!

If you substitute "war" with "peace" and "chaos" with "happiness", you're almost right.

[Jacobus Loki]

I think it would make Jonas "peaceful and happy" to have a war.

Who is the MoMa, anywho?

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

Prodigy is listed on the forum as MoMA. I am searching for a new one though, check out the MiniTrade.