Malarbor is hungover

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Allot
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Malarbor is hungover

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Mm...what? Oh ME my head hurts... Wait...I don't have a head...I'm a tree...What hurts then? Damn Bacchus and his crappy wine...
Oh yeah, news... OW.

Attempts at spreading the new alcoholic religion have failed like France in 1940.

Andreas is now in on the Duke of Elwynn's shenanigans.

That was NOT a good year to drink...remind me never to let an identity-crisis stricken Yardistani pour wine down my xylem ever again.... OW.
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Re: Malarbor is hungover

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The trick is to drink lots and lots and lots of water- but here's the ticket, the night before...

And please for my sake don't post phrases dripping wet with irony like "an identity-crisis stricken Yardistani", as you can probably tell I already think I was written by Euripides and first performed in 405 B.C. at the great City Dionysia of Athens, dramatic techniques like irony only cement the fantasy. ;)
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Re: Malarbor is hungover

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Allot wrote:pour wine down my xylem
You would... You Bio student.
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