Stewards Decree #363: The Impertinence of MASS

[Leo Fenrir]

By the will of the Great Sheep and me,

I the Steward of Shireroth herby intend to respond to this belligerent and impertinent act of rebellion of the County of Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara and the Count, Gman Russell's, declaration against my person.

All possible military forces available to Shireroth are herby conscripted to oppose any military threat that the County of Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara maepresent. Should Gman actually move against us it will be considered an act of civil war.

So it is written so it shall be.
By the hand of,

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Ah indeed. Shall I deploy elements of the Elwynnbrigaden to Shirekeep to secure the capital against any sudden descent by the dissenting MASS of opposition?

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Could you have at least gone for the pun and called this "The Impertinence of the MASS'... leader"?

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

DUCHY OF MIRIOTH AMITY AND SO-SARA!

[Gman Russell]

Holy shit, I made it into a decree. I'm proud of myself. Oops!

*throws a firebomb and runs*

[Aurangzeb Khan]

All possible military forces available to Shireroth are herby conscripted to oppose any military threat that the County of Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara may represent. Should Gman actually move against us it will be considered an act of civil war.

By the hand of,

*throws a firebomb and runs*

Well it's close enough isn't it?

[Leo Fenrir]

*In an overly ominous tone*

Take
Him
Down

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Splendid. Now might I propose that a further steward's decree be issued summoning all the Ducal Militias to muster at Musica? Once assembled there the armies will burn the city to the ground and salt the earth as custom dictates before setting sail to conduct a punitive expedition against the offending County of Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara.

[Allot]

Brigadgeneral-

Unless a formal Steward's decree is issued, you will keep all Elwynnbrigaden troops in Elwynn, especially those along the border of the Elwynn river and those stationed in Nordland. Should such a Steward's decree be issued, those forces along the Elwynn River shall remain there unless it is absolutely necessary that they move.

[Leo Fenrir]

Especially those along the border of the Elwynn river and those stationed in Nordland.

Why do you say that your grace?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Jawohl herr Överbefälhavaren!

[Jacobus Loki]

Although we recognize Leo as Steward, all Lac Glaciean forces stand ready to defend the right of MASS to be Yardistani.


Jacobus,
Imperator Rex Emeritus of Lac Glacei
(In certain realities, Loki IV)[]

[Gman Russell]

Cheers! Another standard civil war is it where Yardistan is GROSSLY outnumbered?

[Jacobus Loki]

Besides, in Yardistan it's legal.

Gods, its good to be home....

[Malliki]

Can't we just crush MASS like the little bugs they are?

[Jacobus Loki]

Yardistani bugs bite hard.

Long live Steward Leo!

Long live Baron Greg!

[Malliki]

I'm gonna ram the IRS Silk and Leather Clad Chariot Girl up your MASS!

[Leo Fenrir]

Very diplomatic of you Jacobus, however (i fell like im using that word WAY too much) should there be any more offenses to the office of the Steward I will respond in kind and you will have to chose a side.

[Jacobus Loki]

Nay, though thou wert my Baron, oh noble Steward of the Realm, Baron Greg is a senior Noble of the House of Grifos and thus kin to me and mine.

FOR BEHOLD!

(Draws a large sword. Swirls it, albeit with effort.)

For I am Bearer of the Sword of Madness, Gift of the God Loki, and I am Emissary and Oracle of the Same, Heir to the House of Grifos.

Yardistan may by Law and long custom rebel---it is our birthright. In the absence of Duke Jess the Magnificent, Baron Greg and I speak for the Yardistanis, and I support his birthright.

Side, Lord Steward? My side is Shireroth and the gods! My side is the Ancient Rights of Yardistan and of all Shireroth! My Side is Chaos and the Life and Order that comes therethrough!

Be thou by my side, oh Noble one, and let us mount to Victory, Honor and Glory!

For if His Niftiness Kaiser Erasmas I of the Five Posts is lost to us, as seems likely, then I shall claim the Golden Mango Throne as Loki IV!

And if he comes back, well, then I'll look sillier than usual.

[Malliki]

Why can't you just shut up for once, Jake? Try anything except your usual prancing around like a pillock and
Brookshire
will
CRUSH
you

[Allot]

My Lords,

Please attempt to refrain from attacking each other until I have recovered my Duke. While I cannot speak for him, I think he would not want another rebellion so soon after his. But once we get him back, he can tell you.

Many thanks,

Albert
Adjutant-General to the Duke of Elwynn

[Malliki]

I will attack Jake as much as I like, thank you very much. There is a difference, after all, between going to war against the Imperial government (bad) and those clam chewin', prawn munchin', sea-weed rubbin', moronic island dwellers to the south of the real Shireroth.

[Jacobus Loki]

(Picks teeth with sword, smiles)

Be thou reconciled, oh noble Brookshire! Brookshire is as historically the home of Law as Yardistan is the home of rebellion, yet the synthesis of these and more bring forth the indomitable Spirt of Shireroth!

And try this, Milord. (Uncovers silver charger.) A rare dish, Prawns in a mango curry, garnished with the finest seaweed as harvested and chosen by ocean nymphs by the sacred shores.

Accompanied by Spicy Chicken, a black bean tostada, and a small serving of Fired Fish!

Yum!

[Malliki]

Oh sorry, did you say something? I could only see bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...

[Jacobus Loki]

Part of Mike's historic rights is the right to attack Jake. Oh, that's me.

Besides, he was tired of being Duke.

http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum/vi ... 34&t=10539

Will some Brookshirian help him out? Thanks.

Well, more Prawns, Chicken and Fish for everyone else, I guess.

Dig in, folks!

[Leo Fenrir]

For if His Niftiness Kaiser Erasmas I of the Five Posts is lost to us, as seems likely, then I shall claim the Golden Mango Throne as Loki IV!

We will see about that .

By which I mean not in my life span mister.

[Gman Russell]

Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara will not be swayed by harsh words, nor by crushing military action. We are Yardistanis! We are the chosen of the Gods! If you invade us, we will strike from every shadow! If you bomb us, you will know holy terror like you have never seen. We are the greatest duchy of Shireroth, we are Shireroth's mighty, fighting spirit, we are it's will to thrive, not merely live.


VIVA LA COUNTY MASS! VIVA LA YARDISTAN!

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

VIVA VIVA VIVA!

[Jacobus Loki]

Viva Baron Greg!

Yardistan Forever!

PS-

By which I mean not in my life span mister.

That can be arranged!

[Jonas]

I will join the civil war and crush the enemies of Kildare! Huh... wrong war...