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Kaiser Reynardine I
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Post by Kaiser Reynardine I »

"Captain! Captain! You need to come see this!"

The Captain of the Guard looked up from his paperwork. "I'm a bit busy, as you can see."

The guard was clearly panicking. "No, this is very important. You need to come to the throne room immediately."

The Captain sighed hard, and stood up. As he adjusted his uniform he said, "Fine, but this better be good, else it's your job." They rushed through the Imperial Palace, about half a kilometer's trek from the guards' barracks to the Throne Room, passing by various pieces of art that adorned the walls. They pushed open two large, ornate doors, to look down the length of the room at the silver fox sitting on the throne.

The Captain turned to the guard. "This isn't so important, just shoo it away!" he scream, annoyed. That paperwork needed to be completed with haste, else he'd fall farther behind.

"We've tried, sir, but it refuses to move. It snaps at us whenever we come close. And it also took the ruby fox from Agni's body."

"Well then get more people and get it the hell out of here before His Niftiness holds court! I won't be held accountable for this!" And the Captain of the Guard stormed off.
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Aurangzeb Khan
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Post by Aurangzeb Khan »

*Draws a knife from it's scabbard*

Time to deal with this interloper in an ethical and sensitive manner...
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Post by Malliki »

I'll hold him down...
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Post by Aurangzeb Khan »

Just be careful to keep your fingers away from it's teeth.
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Post by Gman Russell »

...shoot it?
What follows has lead me to this place where I belong, with all erased.
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Post by Aurangzeb Khan »

You really want us to leave a bullet hole in the throne?
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Gman Russell
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Post by Gman Russell »

I'm Yardistani, I could care less.
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Post by Malliki »

Why not hang it in its tail?
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Post by Austi_Scot »

shoot it, leave a blood stained bullet hole and use it as the unreal cause of death of the last Kaiser.
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Oroigawa Koreyasu
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Post by Oroigawa Koreyasu »

If you all would please allow me my fun... ;)

I'd like to see the Kaiser's response to this...
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Kaiser Erasmas I
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Post by Kaiser Erasmas I »

Oroigawa Koreyasu wrote:If you all would please allow me my fun... ;)

I'd like to see the Kaiser's response to this...
Oh, hai!

Exit's down the hall and to your left, can't miss it. :)
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Oroigawa Koreyasu
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Post by Oroigawa Koreyasu »

*grumbles*

Fuck you too.
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Post by Erik Mortis »

What were you expecting?
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Post by Oroigawa Koreyasu »

Perhaps someone to humor me for once in my life...

But I have no faith in any of you anymore.
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Post by Erik Mortis »

Corey.... You problem isn't with us. Stop making us into the bad guys.
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Post by Oroigawa Koreyasu »

I'm quite aware that my problem is with me, thank you.
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Post by b3n|<3r|\| »

I offer this ROFLBROFL in truce.

Image
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent

It takes moo to mango!
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Hahahahaha :D
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Post by Erik Mortis »

*is disturbed*
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Oroigawa Koreyasu
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Post by Oroigawa Koreyasu »

I wish I still had admin or global mod so I could remove this whole fuckin' thread from existance.

Hell, I wish I still had admin so I could delete all traces of my existance here. Too late for that, I suppose.
Oroigawa Koreyasu
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Post by Austi_Scot »

Corey,

I for one was not attempting to prevent you from having fun, nor was I making an attempt to "step" on your fun. As a matter of fact I was simply attepting to have fun along with you. Such is the nature of interaction.
Austi Scot
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Post by Oroigawa Koreyasu »

Austi, I have nothing against you personally. The Kaiser however, just rejected what was going to be an offering of peace. It was also going to be final closure to Reynardine I.
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Post by Erik Mortis »

Corey.. honestly. This did look like an offering of peace... nor did I realize one was needed.
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Post by Kaiser Loki II »

(OOC - I think it was pretty cool. Sorry I wasn't here earlier.....)

With a cry of "ELENDIL!", the outlaw drew forth the Sword of Madness and began to weave a steel web before the frightened canine-ilke being.

"Draw, my old comrade, draw your blade, they cannot, will not, ever take two of us at the same time!"

The outlaw's point moved so fast that its seemed as if shield of solid steel hung in the air before them.

Reaching into a pocket of his cloak with his right hand, he threw an object to the stone floor of the chamber. Smoke began to fill the room. As the smoke began to clear, the guards heard what they thought was maniacal laughter, and a few sharp barks........

......And then there was nothing. The room was silent, and empty save for the guards, and lingering smell of sulphur.
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Oroigawa Koreyasu
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Post by Oroigawa Koreyasu »

Erik Mortis wrote:Corey.. honestly. This did look like an offering of peace... nor did I realize one was needed.
I will assume you meant "didn't".

First, I'm trying to do it in an interesting way, preferably in such a way as to draw a reaction from "his niftiless".

Second, if you think a some peace wasn't needed between me and Icebreaker, then you have not been paying attention to anything I've been doing around here for at least the past 3 weeks, which is typical of this lot, so I can't really blame you for it.
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Post by Ari Rahikkala »

Get on #micronations fgt
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I've been working.... I have almost no time for much of anything.
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Oroigawa Koreyasu
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Post by Oroigawa Koreyasu »

Ari Rahikkala wrote:Get on #micronations fgt
Ari, this is probably the only time I'm gonna say this to you, but fuck off. You know that if I go back there it's only going to mar my reputation further.
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Post by Ari Rahikkala »

You're not on #micronations yet! Get on #micronations faster!
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I've been working.... I have almost no time for much of anything.
Like he said...
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