Where in the world is Ari Rahikkala?

[Allot]

Well he sneaks around the board from Elwynn to Yardistania
He´s a sneaky-fingered admin from Brookshire down to Straylight,
He´ll take you for a ride on a slow boat to Kildare-a
Tell me where in the world is Ari Rahikkala?

Well he glides around the globe & he´ll flim-flam every nation.
He´s a seven foot tall diva with a taste for laziness,
His account is loaded up with inactive violations,
Tell me where in the world is Ari Rahikkala?

New game show, tonight, on SNN!

[Ari Rahikkala]

I don't understand Jake's habit of announcing LOAs every two months or so. If you want to be gone, it's much more efficient to just... not post. Also, it makes people miss you, and that makes you feel good about yourself when you return after having been gone for like two days tops.

[Ari Rahikkala]

Holy shit, guys

*leaves Elwynn undemangoed*

I'll be mostly gone for a couple of more days... or not... or maybe... I'll go through the MiniInt task queue when I'm back... or not... or maybe...

[Leo Fenrir]

Feel free to peruse my detailed accounting of the Elwynn Revolt in either the SSHIT forum or the "White Lily Revolt" page on the Wiki.

(Blatant Self-Promotion)

[Jacobus Loki]

.....and you may as well wait until the end of the current Elwynn
Council rather than have to do everything twice.......

[Scott of Hyperborea]

I've taken care of about two-thirds of the pending MiniInt requests. I've avoided the ones that either require decision-making on Ari's part (like whether to move Malarbor) or involve images (which I don't have the permissions to upload).

[Allot]

Do you want a song too?

Anyone remember that show?