Fakeobus for Steward!

[Fakeobus Loki]

Yardistani brothers! Whenever the next election is, please vote Fakeobus for Stuart...I mean Steward!

With your help, I will institute the Ducal Equality Policy II, once again making the economy illegal! I will improve our relations with other countries, except for Babkha and the ones I can't post in because I've been blacklisted for things that were fun at the time but which I now regret doing. And I will expand the Shirerithian Empire until we cover the entire MCS! Because we deserve it! Anyone who thinks we don't deserve it is wrong, although they will still be equal under my new Ducal Equality Policy II. Until Yardistan annexes their duchies.

FORWARD TO A NEW ERA! FAKEOBUS FOR STUART!

[Emogawa Koremoyasu]

Shut up and vote for me.

[Jacobus Loki]

I LIKE that guy at the top!

BROTHER!