My pocket lint for Steward!

[Malliki]

Now with Jake running for Steward I thought that I should enter a more capable and worthy candidate. Therefore, I hereby announce the candidacy of my pocket lint for Steward! VOTE FOR THE LINT!

[Jacobus Loki]

He'd been gathering lint for years, mixing it with coffee grounds, phlegm, rancid frier oil and chicken bones. Slowly it assumed a vaguely hominid form.

Then can the fateful day. when the comet was in ascendance, and the laptop fell into the deep-frier.

As the lights returned to full brightness, he saw it began to move.

AND THEN IT APPLIED FOR WORK....................