Imperial Decree #358: Annoying the Kaiser

[Kaiser Agni I]

The following shall be added to Chapter V of the Lawbook.

C. Annoying the Kaiser
1. Annoying the hell out of the Kaiser shall be punishable by Catapult.
2. Playing the drums in the apartment above the Kaiser's is considered annoying beyond the first degree.
3. Having a fan on so high, in the room above the Kaiser's, that is makes the Kaiser's bedroom hum and pulsate all night, keeping him awake till ungodly hours of the morning is considered beyond annoying in the first degree.

[Nathan of Natopia]

Sensible decree.

Why do they have a fan on in the middle of winter?!

[Andreas the Wise]

Of the Lawbook or the Decreebook?

[Malliki]

LawBook.

[Andreas the Wise]

Ok, somewhere I had the idea that Decrees could only go into the Decreebook and the lawbook was Landsraad territory ...

[Malliki]

The Kaiser may use decrees in anyway he likes and they don't have to go in the DecreeBook. The LawBook is inferior to decrees. Therefore, and partly because of tradition, the Kaiser can edit the LawBook.

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Almost as bad as Switzerland!

[Jonas]

Actually, I like the Catapult, Your Niftiness.

[Kaiser Agni I]

I prefere putting things in the Lawbook cause I see no real reason to use the Decreebook. Honestly, I want to do away with the Decreebook, but some law just needs to be at that level. So I only put things that the Landsraad couldn't do in the decreebook.

[Gman Russell]