Imperial Decree 335 - Yardistan

[Kaiser Loki III]

Loki, Kaiser of Shireroth, being the Third of the Name, to Shireroth and Micronationry-at-Large, Greetings,

Whereas the Duke and Barons of Yardistan have lapsed into inactivity;

Whereas Yardistan is especially beloved of the Kaiser as his home Duchy;

Therefore, the Kaiser does hereby appoint the Imperator Rex Emeritus of Lac Glacei, being ranking active citizen of Yardistan, as Lord Protector of Yardistan, to serve with all of the Powers as though he were Duke, pending the return of the Duke, or the Kaiser's further good pleasure.

Done, this Fishday, being the 8th of H'Graasreign in the year 3403 ASC.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

*edits out stupidity*

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[Jonas]

Though, inactive times for everyone.

[Malliki]

Brookshire is active!! None of this there...

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Hurray! Good to see you're still thinking of us little folks back home while you're up and away Kaiserin' and all.

[Kaiser Loki III]

....And it gives me the Landsraad vote......(giggle)

[Jess]

I'm back though, hoes.

[Kaiser Loki III]

True.

I was forstalling a Straylightian plot, mostly.

Do we think we will see Prodigy any time soon?

[Jess]

Straylight, what?

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

If someone didn't come back soon, I was gonna have a go at the throne. I'm married to a Baroness, after all...

[Jess]

I think that we should merge Yardistan and Straylight...we just don't have enough activity to merit 5 duchies...

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Submitting to the will of Duke Ari, are you? This is good news.

[Jess]

Yardistan
-BUI
-Absentia
-Straylight???

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!

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[Jess]

How about a civil war?

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Give it a month and we'll see how that goes

[Andreas the Wise]

Just approve the SCIRA system and ...

[Jess]

Again, what is that?

[Erik Mortis]

I would back Yardistani as a separate Duchy...

[Andreas the Wise]

Again, what is that?

Shirithian Constant Internal Recwar Association. See MiniTrade.

@Erik - so would I. You could defend that decision by fighting on the side of two duchies against the Straylight/Yardistani oppressors.

[Jess]

I would back Yardistani as a separate Duchy...

Hopefully most people would.

[Erik Mortis]

The Barony of Dolor would support Yardistan.

[Jess]

So that makes Yardistan+Brookshire vs. Straylight+???

[Jonas]

So that makes Yardistan+Brookshire vs. Straylight+???

Oh no! Kildare stays where it is now!

[Kaiser Loki III]

Yardistan forever!!

Now, if Straylight wanted to join, the YAC might....

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I don't know why nobody has noticed, but Shireroth is a subdivision of Yardistan, and thus Straylight is already a subdivision of Yardistan. Mere Shirerothians cannot go chaging these things around.

[Kaiser Loki III]

[Jess]

Nicely Put.

[Erik Mortis]

Nick, that was only back in Tymaria...