Me want Acolyte!

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

I hereby request that I be inaugurated First Acolyte of Señor Mysterioso, in his strange ways.

- His catchphrase shall be... 'Señor is most displeased'issued by an enigmatic Chilean peasant in poncho and sombrero, smoking a large cigar and scrutinising the object of Señor Mysterioso's displeasure.
- Señor Mysterioso and Yuuurgh are best mates, and often do many mysterious things together, in a very mysterious fashion. They particularly like painting large question marks on the faces of sleeping cats (The Señor's favourite pet), and in their spare time stick large posters around town, also displaying question marks, with The Black Eyed Peas.
- Señor Mysterioso lives in Micras's Bermuda Triangle, an impassable, treacherous sandbank area south of Eriksburg, Modan-Lach
- Señor Mysterioso is so mysterious his Acolyte may vanish for any amount of time without prior explanation and not be declared officially inactive! (nice loophole there, eh? )

Regards,
Maksym.

[Andreas the Wise]

Bermuda triangle under Modan Lach, aye?

[Kaiser Loki III]

It's gotta be somewhere....

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Of course
Its location will just change as I wish. Useful in RecWars lol!

[Andreas the Wise]

I was going to suggest Central Apollonia. Anyone who claims there dies less than a year after ....

[Erik Mortis]

But do you know how to lodge a prayer for good parking?

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Someone expain Mysterioso's connection to car parks for me???

I was going to suggest Central Apollonia. Anyone who claims there dies less than a year after ....

Truetrue. Explains Lovely's former presence there- lol

[Andreas the Wise]

Riponia moved thereponia died etc ...

[Chrimigules]

Antica dumped its Central Apollonian territory, and now it's doing much better.

[Andreas the Wise]

There we go. Clearly cursed.

[Erik Mortis]

Senor Mysterioso is the cat god of parking. As in.. finding a place to park your car in a carpark (parking lot). or parking on the street.. or generally car parking related activities... and he may have some powers concerning having sex(ual activities) in a parked car along deserted roads or places...)

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Senor Mysterioso is the cat god of parking. As in.. finding a place to park your car in a carpark (parking lot). or parking on the street.. or generally car parking related activities... and he may have some powers concerning having sex(ual activities) in a parked car along deserted roads or places...)

Thanks. I'll write the ShireWiki article!

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

I was going to suggest Central Apollonia. Anyone who claims there dies less than a year after ....

How about you go claim Central Apollonia for Novatainia?

[Andreas the Wise]

After we just got Jasonia? No, we owe it to the sector to live at least until CoD 1 or 3 is finally released