Yeah!WHEREAS, Sauerkraut is a personal favorite of the Baron
WHEREAS, Although no one should be forced to eat it.
WHEREAS, I see to it.
THEREFORE, Sauerkraut shall be considered holy, in these holy lands. There shall be the god of Sauerkraut, named Krautgot. All people shall visit his temples.
(opens can of sauerkraut, drops firecracker in it, runs)
BO0O/\/\/\/\! (splat)