Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests

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Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests

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I dare not go out in the forests anymore. People are shooting elks wildly here. Barbaric!

Even the king is engaged in it. But he'd have rather shot a wolf instead, he said.

Should we issue a letter of protest to the Swedish government?
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Hum............

Älgarna demonstrerar,
Älgarna har fått nog!
Älgarna vill ha frihet,
Här um...........

Älgarna protesterar,
Älgarna har fått nog!
Älgarna vill ha ordning,
Här i sin egen skog!

Hum.......
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Just wear red. :p
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Or safety orange and neon green. Then you'll be nice and Tokian while you're at it. ;)
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Hunting humans...?
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Hunting.....

Don't ban guns, ban bullets! Consider the thrill of clubbing an angry grizzly bear with an empty gun.

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Kaiser Loki III wrote:Hunting.....

Don't ban guns, ban bullets! Consider the thrill of clubbing an angry grizzly bear with an empty gun.

(Pat Paulsen, 1967)
that would be an amazing solution. All the safety of looking like you're armed without any of the danger of ACTUALLY being armed!
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Or make bullets like, 1000 dollars, that way if someone gets shot, you KNOW he fraggin' deserved it.
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Posts such as the above make me wonder: at which point should I start ruthlessly berating people for not participating in Capslock Day without knowing their timezone? They could be living someplace funny, or practicing willful contrarianism. Difficult to tell! ):
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IT'S NOT YET THE 22ND WHERE GREG IS...

TECHNICALLY, IT'S NOT YET THE 22ND WHERE I AM. :o
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Oroigawa Koreyasu wrote:IT'S NOT YET THE 22ND WHERE GREG IS...

TECHNICALLY, IT'S NOT YET THE 22ND WHERE I AM. :o
yes and that's why I refuse to speak in all caps for at least another hour and six minutes! It's still the 21st here!
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I WAS JUST WARMING UP MY CAPSLOCK, GETTING READY FOR THE DAY. SOME PRELIMINARY STRETCHING, IF YOU WILL (EVEN IF YOU WON'T). ;)
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I DON'T MIND CAPSLOCK. MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE "CAPSLOCKIA" SOMEWHERE.
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CAPSLOCK JUST ANNOYS ME AFTER A WHILE. I FEEL LIKE I'M YELLING AT THE PERSON ALL THE TIME!
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IT'S LESS LIKE YELLING AND MORE LIKE HAVING A VERY COMMANDING PRESENCE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T END IT WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT. :thumbsup
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Kaiser Loki III wrote:I DON'T MIND CAPSLOCK. MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE "CAPSLOCKIA" SOMEWHERE.
We do, we just call it Discontinuity, Straylight.
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We do, we just call it Discontinuity, Straylight.
Good enough.
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If those elk shot off a few rounds back at the King and hunters, they'd think twice about hunting them!


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Remember, the Right to Arm Bears!
Hey, Boo-Boo want to see me shoot that pic-kinic basket out of his hand?

No, Yogi, that's scary.

Boo-Boo, do not fear, I am smarter that the average bear, or shotgun.....

BLAM!!

Oh, Yogi, icky.......
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