:MagiGARP went to market and bought:
A load of Shirereithan counties from Kaiser Mog I, a Barony from the mighty Dutch Jonas I, a map from the Voice of Reason, Scott Siskind, fifty Babkhan eunuchs, one of those lime green ipods, the GSO, (then returned the GSO because it didn't work), and a pair of pliers to make more Babkhan eunuchs, bolt cutters to free his fellow fishies from the fish traps, a partridge in a pear tree and a shotgun with which to shoot that blasted partridge, a tiny little sack to hold the integrity of a certain Babkhan, a crate full of severed heads, 20 crates from Cräiteland, a parcel from Gralus, a christmas tree, whatever remained of Absentia, a condom keychain, a rape whistle, a mace (not like pepper spray, like a big metal club), 13 pygme hippos, and ANOTHER partridge in a pear tree, a pair of conquistadors (they run tight), the spanish inquisition ('cause no one expects them), a silver dragon - hot and firey, a pair of smallish tweezers, some hot and steamy doujinshi (all yaoi of course), a birthday present for Hadjimehmetov's 18th, a pumpkin head for halloween,
and a Dalek fluent in Yardistani! 