Sarah Palin: Thoughts?

[Chrimigules]

I remember hearing a rap song that asked "How can you have a cake but not eat it?" That was the basis of the entire song... that the rapper did not understand that having food does not necessarily mean eating it. He was advertising ignorance.

[Kaiser Loki III]

SELL IT! BUY MORE CAKE!

Encase it in lucite.

Take a holographic image, then do quantum things with the cake and eat it.

The cake.

Or the holographic image.

I dunno.......
.

[Erik Mortis]

I just realized tonight that by picking Palin McCain ensured my Obama vote. Before her I was intending to vote 3rd party, once he picked her I started to pay more attention and realized that she is a HORRIBLE person to have in office, and a great mistake. So now I intend to vote Obama.... funny that.

[Chrimigules]

Before her I was intending to vote 3rd party

Bob Barr? Ralph Nader? Cynthia McKinney? Roger Calero?

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

THE HAMBURGLER!

[Erik Mortis]

I hadn't picked a 3rd party candidate at the time.

[Kaiser Loki III]

I hadn't picked a 3rd party candidate at the time.

ME!

Write-in, of course.

Hey, why not? A quasi-narcissic sort-of reformed near-sociopath with a persecution complex and massive delusions of granduer.

OH< DAMN

That sounds so much like all of the other ones.

Well, Sarah was reported to be associated with secesionist micronationry at one time (Alasaka Independence Party), so she's sort of one of us.

No, vote for me.

JACOBUS for PRESIDENT

HE CAN'T BE ANY WORSE!

[Erik Mortis]

Yeah, when I heard about her (husband) once being secessionists I was greatly amused.

[Erik Mortis]

Thank you Bob, a girl at my school.

[Kaiser Loki III]

Oy, carumba. :magiGARP

OK, the Kaiser is miffed. Why won't fishy-icon work?

GRRRaaaarrrruuugghhnnnn

[Chrimigules]

That one... is a keeper...

[Prodigy Almighty]

Oy, carumba. :magiGARP

OK, the Kaiser is miffed. Why won't fishy-icon work?

GRRRaaaarrrruuugghhnnnn

The code isn't :magiGARP, that's why. It's : magigarp, lower case. See?

[Kaiser Loki III]

Yes, I see!




(A school!)

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

SARAH PALIN DROPPING THE PUCK AT THE FLYERS GAME TONIGHT?!?!?! FUCK NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

[Kaiser Loki III]

(Starts painting his "SARAH 2012" signs)

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Voting third party is like buying a cool new car and never driving it. You can say you bought it, but you may as well not bother buying the damn thing in the first place.

[Kaiser Loki III]

It's a conspiracy. notice how the Defenders of Truth and Fair Play always go to war to keep a third choice out of reach.

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

A- Salmomella
B- Bubonic Plague

Salmonella will win, but you still get sick.

[Chrimigules]

[Gman Russell]