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The Speech

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To My Fellow Shirirthians, both Nobles and Commoners, Allies of Shireroth, Friends, Friendly Adversaries, and Micronationry at Large-

It is traditional at the beginnings of an endeavour to say a few appropriate words, to try to lay out a vision of the times and tasks ahead.

This is one of the best "welcome home" presents a would be autocrat could imagine. First, I would like to thank the generous spirit of my predecessor who through his own pain was able to knit back together the strands of Shirithian history which had begun to fray. I request that a statue of the late Kaiser be built, not in the busy center of a plaza, but in the center of a garden to be built near the Multi-Temple, and named in his honour. May it become a place of peace and reflection for all the people of Shireroth.

I note that we have a new Arbiter. We are quite forunate that the Arbiter is ably assisted by his predecessor, and so continuity is assured in what is becoming a very important part of our system.

Next I want to honor the Steward for ruling with justice and dignity in a difficult situtation. (Bows deply).

And I honour as well those who disputed with him, for they did so in their hearts in the best interests of Shireroth. This is the first succession in some time to not have begun in major strife and upheaval.

(We will find different reasons for upheaval, I'm sure.) :)

To those who, based on some of old exploits expect a quasi-revolutionary government, I'm sorry to disappoint you. One of the many reasons I love Shireroth is for its ancient traditions, and those tradtions need to be preserved.

To those who expect me to merely fall asleep regularly telling long, boring stores about the olden days, I hope you will be disappointed as well. Which reminds me of a story....... :sleep

Yes, where was I? Ah, the Future!

I will not trash the economy. I was not a fan of it, but I seem to have become prosperous in spite of that. We seem to have one of the best ones on Micras, and Lord Andreas, Count Erik and the others who have worked so hard to make it function deserve better of their Kaiser than that.

I am still not thrilled about the "erbs are Landsraad votes" idea, though. I feel it stifles debate and sidelines the less fortunate Duchies. But I do not intend to be tossing around decrees in this regard without partnership from the Landsraad.

I am very pleased to see the activity in Shirewiki, and note with pleasure the growing names of people adding to it and refining it.

It is a shame in some way that a prominent minority in Shireroth has seen a dimunition in its population, but immigration of talented people continues. I hope that we continue to foster this.

I would also like to persue the idea raised again of late of some type of cadet membership, a resident alien status perhaps, for those foreigners who love Shireroth, but may not qualify for full citizenship for any number of factors. The more time they spend here, the more time they will want to spend here. I know this from experience. :D

Which leads me to foreign affairs. I would like to see Shireroth take a higher profile in foreign affairs. I intend to make a series of State visits in the near future to start the process. This will also lessen the opportunity of those who enjoy foisting hoaxes upon the intermicronational community to engage in such a hobby.

I see our intermicronational future as being a first among equals, fostering like minded states and offering refuge for those fleeing tyranny or failed states.

I'd like to move forward an the Commonwealth, gently. The word "YAMO" has been used too many times in too many nations. It can work if we take the long and patient road rather than trying to make everything happen tomorrow. Shireroth is capable of looking to next week, next month, even to next year.

All Ministers are confirmed in their positions. the gods have blessed the Kaiser and Shireroth with the most talented ministers on Micras.
We have a solid foundation, and I now hope to begin to add something positive to the edifice.

I now take up my authority. There will be some housekeeping decrees shortly.

You are invited to the Temple for a brief ceremony of thanksgiving.
Loki III, Kaiser of Shireroth
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Hail! Hail! The Saviour hath Cometh!

About the Commonwealth, what is it supposed to be again?
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I'm merely the Kaiser. The Saviour is so much higher than me.

As far as the Commonwealth goes, I need to review some of my own original ideas, and check some of the debate that went on.

The Commonwealth could be anything from a loose social grouping of nations to a Greater Shireroth, or something in-between.
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A good speech, my Kaiser. May your reign be long and prosperous.
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However, this account still manages:
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Amokolia may have interest.

What would this require?
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Thank you, Andreas.

Jess, I dunno yet. I'm open to suggestions.
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Bravo! Wunderbar! :yay:
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Thanks.

And the Guards are awesome.
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Hail to the Kaiser.
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(Bows.)
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Finally official... finally You deserve what's Yours... ( )

Long live Kaiser Loki III!
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Hail Loki III! May his loins be fruitful and his camel humps always filled with fat.
:fish
Sorry, had a Babkhan moment there...
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Burn Babhkan spy... BURN! :evil
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Camel fat burns well-

That's a thought......
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I recognize no kaiser! screw this crap, i'm going back to Jasonia...
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Good luck? :confused
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What's the deal with you Greg?
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Maybe Greg is a bit ill?
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i'm going back to Jasonia...
He likes to mess with one's head. Not to worry.
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Who told you that? Are you reading my thoughts again?! BAAAH! :nuclear
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Mwahahaha!
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*makes Greg a Tin-Foil hat, shiny side out.* There you go. It will all be alright now.
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Straylight... uh.. ignores all of this business with Greg, and swears fealty to Kaiser Loki III. :)
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The Kaiser smiles at Greg in his jauntily tilted foil hat, and greatfully accepts the allegiance of Straylight. :kaiser
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"Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est."
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Hail His Niftiness!
K'Tzuni stands behind you, and as First Acolyte of B'Caw, I hereby drench His Niftiness in Peri-Peri Sauce to symbolise His Crispiness' blessings on your reign. May it last a thousand years and more! :yay:
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Thank you, Baron! It is nice to see you again!
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Thanks, Your Niftiness, but I would have appreciated that much more had you not drenched me in Spicy Sauce whilst saying that ;)

*dips crispy chicken in sauce covering His Niftiness and eats it*
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CHICKEN!
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*dips Kaiser Loki III in chicken and eats him*
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A marizpan version, of course!
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"Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est."
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