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Avast there me hearties!

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Most Days are like all of the others
Go to work (or school), come back home, watch TV
But brother if I had me druthers
I'd CHUCK IT and head out to sea!!!

Aye that be right, it be that time again - TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

Where's your eyepatch? Where's your pegleg?
If you're a pirate, where's your gun?
Where's your booty? your sassy parrot?
I can't picture you on a bottle of cheap rum!

For all ye lubbers who be not a knowin' how to talk like a Gentleman(or woman) o' Fortune here be some links fer ye to smarten up! Smartly now lest ye be keelhauled!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
http://www.io.com/~sj/PirateTalk.html

When I die, I wanna go to pirate Heaven
When I die, all me gold and me plunder go with me!
When I die, don't wanna be too far from the crashing of the water
When I die, I'll make history!

For those of ye who be pirate savvy already today's the day ta be piratical! Plunder some booty! Get drunk with yer mates! Sing some Piratical songs! What don't ye know any Pirate songs? Shame on ye!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/songs1.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrJUuS_49iI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBp8PAqKxP4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

When it's ev'ry man's duty to grab his proud beauty
And let out a hearty YO HO!
And if this offends you, hold your breath as we sends you
Ta Davy Jones' Locker ya go!

Well there be me piece.
Take what ye can! Give nothin' back!

So hoist up the mainsails and shut down your brain cells,
They only would get in the way,
Avast there, me hearty, we're havin' a party,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
"I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses"

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YAR!
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do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
YOU ARE A PIRATE! :yay:
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gah no not Lazy Town >_< The sad thing is I've actually seen the episode that song's from >_< (keep in mind I spent the summer babysitting a 3 and a 6 year old so I DO have an excuse)
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THE SHIP APPROACHES!
Off the Starboard bow!
The time has come to fight,
The time to strike is now!
Reload the cannons,
And sharpen up your swords!
The will regret the day
They faced the pirate horde!

Who will survive?
No one can tell!
C'mon, let's GIVE EM HELL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkJ6RTvd ... re=related

Everyone should listen to Alestorm. :thumbsup They have a song for everyone. Like this next one, simply entitled "Wenches and Mead"! :yay:

When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBp8PAqKxP4

And of course, what good Scottish band hasn't performed Flower of Scotland?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tl05qZq ... re=related
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I already put Wenches and Mead up under pirate songs :P I beat you to it!
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... where? I don't see it. :confused
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it's the third link under songs
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Where be the wenches?!
What follows has lead me to this place where I belong, with all erased.
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Just finished this:

http://www.amazon.com/Republic-Pirates- ... 0151013020

I found it for $9 in Sherman's Book and Stationery Store - 56 Main St. Bar Harbor, Maine.

The pirate gov't. of Nassau could have qualified as a micronation -- as most pirate ships could have.

ARRRRRR! :archy
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