Fortunately, Unfortunately

Prodigy Almighty · Post by **Prodigy Almighty** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:25 pm

Fortunately, if you're not in too much pain, they sell them at drug stores.

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:50 pm

Unfortunately, if you are in that much pain, you will not make it to the drug store.

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:49 pm

Fortunately, the Emergency Room physicians can administer the medication at the hospital.

Malliki · Post by **Malliki** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:52 pm

Unfortunately, you don't have any health insurance.

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:43 pm

Fortunately, they have to treat you anyway.

Krasniy Yastreb · Post by **Krasniy Yastreb** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:27 am

Unfortunately, you'll get the 'premium' service of snake oil potion mixed with cheap whiskey.

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:14 am

Fortunately, That's only what the use in Canada. (Was gonna say Mexico, but that wouldn't offend anyone who's here)

Malliki · Post by **Malliki** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:43 am

Unfortunately, in the US they leave out the cheap whiskey and only give you the snake oil potion.

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:04 pm

Fortunately, we have Kaiser as a health care provider.

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:57 pm

Unfoirtunately, it's a one-size-fits-alll medical system.l

Prodigy Almighty · Post by **Prodigy Almighty** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:18 pm

Fortunately, in this case, one size really DOES fit all!

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:26 pm

Unfortunately, that size is Extra*10^12 Large... thus it being able to fit all inside it...

Kaiser Loki III · Post by **Kaiser Loki III** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:18 pm

Fortunately,

"Kaiser" takes care of all of it

Prodigy Almighty · Post by **Prodigy Almighty** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:48 pm

Unfortunately, um... well... Okay, I don't have an unfortunate one for the Kaiser fixing everything.

Kaiser Loki III · Post by **Kaiser Loki III** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:50 pm

Unfortunately, the Kaiser is only human and can't fix everything.

Artz · Post by **Artz** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:42 am

Fortunately he had a chance to get superhuman powers! =o

Kaiser Loki III · Post by **Kaiser Loki III** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:31 pm

Unfortunately Babkha controls the krptonite suppply on Micras

Prodigy Almighty · Post by **Prodigy Almighty** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:40 pm

Fortunately, the Kaiser's superhuman weakness is not kryptonite.

Kaiser Loki III · Post by **Kaiser Loki III** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:56 pm

(ssshhhh, that's a secret)

Shireroth