Fortunately, Unfortunately

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

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Unfortunatly, some people may get that confused for Whoring.
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Fortunately, only people with severe dyslexia.
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Unfortunately, in today's society people with dyslexia are like some kind of sacred cow, can't ever be corrected for fear of hurting their precious feelings, so their belief that ideas can be whores merely compounds the problems of the recording industry and capitalism in general.
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Fortunately, that's what she said.
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Unfortunately, she said it to me not you. All night long. Oh baby, oh baby.
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Fortunately, she was nursing her baby, nothing else.
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Unfortunately, Robot Nixon eats babies..
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Fortunately,
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can blow his head clean off.
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Unfortunately, Dirty Harry is out of bullets.
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Fortunatly, they sell bullets at the ShireStuff store
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Unfortunately, it's closed right now...
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Fortunately, Harry has the tools to open the store.
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Unfortuantly, the tools broke!
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Fortunately, just after he managed to open the door.
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Unfortunately, there was a bucket of water balanced on the top of the door and he got wet.
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fortunatly, he isnt gay.
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Unfortunately, neither is his boyfriend.
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Fortunately, they're both bi. :thumbsup
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

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Unfortunatly, He was castrated. :D
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Fortunately, Jess donated his balls to replace them...
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Unfortunatly, that was another Jess from Elwynn
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Fortunately, that Jess was female.
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Unfortunatly, Mike Fors got smacked in the face by her.
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Fortunately, it rebounded and hit Jess right across the face.
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Unflrtunately, that Jess was in drag, and the balls were fake.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

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Fortunately, Jess is a drag so it's all boring anywho.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

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Fortunately I messed up this thread..

Oh wait...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

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Unfortunatly, Hesam had a Camel to ride to Babkha with.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

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Fortunately, his caravan got raided by insurgents.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

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Unfortunatly, those Insurgents worshiped him
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