Becoming one with Straylight

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum/vi ... 90#p106790

http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum/vi ... 43#p106643

Along with being Ari in Kildarian Switching Day

...Am I getting too good at this? Perhaps I've somehow absorbed this from Ari and Icebreaker...

[Prodigy Almighty]

(11:24 PM) Aidan: YOU MAKE NO SENSE ANYMORE
(11:24 PM) Corey: IT MAKES SENSE
(11:24 PM) Corey: YOU JUST DON'T SEE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE AMERICAN
(11:25 PM) Aidan: YOU LIVE LIKE TEN MINUTES FROM ME
(11:25 PM) Corey: IN TOKETI!
(11:25 PM) Aidan: REMIND ME AGAIN HOW MANY TOKISH CITIZENS ASIDE FROM ANDREAS AREN'T AMERICAN
(11:25 PM) Corey: ...
(11:26 PM) Corey: THERE WAS ONE, I SWEAR

Beat at your own game

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Aidan (11:21:26 PM): GTFO MY COUNTRY DOUCHE
Corey (11:21:41 PM): YOU FAILED IT
Aidan (11:22:28 PM): I FAILED NOTHING
Corey (11:22:42 PM): "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY"
Aidan (11:22:59 PM): I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BREAK YOU IF YOU POST THIS
Corey (11:23:09 PM): IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
Aidan (11:23:14 PM): FUCK
Aidan (11:23:22 PM): YOU ARE NOW ICEBREAKER JUNIOR
Corey (11:23:28 PM): GO BACK TO YOUR SHEEP!
Aidan (11:23:34 PM): SHEEP WTF

[Gilrean Treebane]

erotic sheep in the woods baaaaaaaaa

[Prodigy Almighty]

(11:15 PM) Corey: WHERE ARE YOUR CAPITALS!
(11:15 PM) Aidan: I'M GERMAN, NOT FINNISH!
(11:15 PM) Aidan: SWEDISH TOO!
(11:15 PM) Corey: LIES!
(11:15 PM) Corey: SWEDES ARE FINNS IN DENIAL!
(11:16 PM) Aidan: GTFO DOUCHE
(11:16 PM) Aidan: FINNS ARE VIKING-POSERS
(11:16 PM) Corey: IN JAPAN, BUFFETS ARE CALLED VIKING DINNERS!
(11:16 PM) Aidan: THAT'S FUCKING SWEET
(11:17 PM) Corey: BECAUSE YOU MOVE AROUND AND TAKE THINGS!
(11:17 PM) Aidan: I LOVE IT

[Kaiser Ayreon]

(11:15 PM) Corey: SWEDES ARE FINNS IN DENIAL!

WTF?

[Malliki]

I see an imperial smackdown coming...

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

...Ari...back me up here...

Where the hell is Icebreaker, too...

...

[Prodigy Almighty]

Oh geez, you're in for it now, Corey.

[Icebreaker]

FIRST OF ALL, ALLOW ME TO SAY THAT I FUCKING APPROVE. IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT ALL THE BEST STUFF (READ: NON-BORING SHIREROTH SHIT) HAPPENS WHILE I'M BUSY HAULING ASS AROUND THE USA.

SECONDLY, SWEDES BLOW. THIS IS SO SELF-APPARENT THAT I'M A BIT CONFUSED AS TO WHY WE ARE DISCUSSING IT.

THIRDLY, I WONDER WHAT SORT OF APOCALYPTIC SHIT WOULD HAPPEN IF IT WAS KNOWN I'M NOT REALLY A FINN.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE "GTFO MY COUNTRY DOUCHE" LINE MADE ME LOL NOT A SMALL AMOUNT.

[hypatias mom]

Icebreaker--Are you going to be in the SF Bay Area sometime in the next month or two? Please let us know. There are enough Shirerithians around who would enjoy meeting you.

[Icebreaker]

Actually, I'm in a Budget Inn about 6 miles from the Golden Gate right now, with three other Finns. They're snoring. ):

Let me PM you with some details.

[hypatias mom]

Sounds good. I'd like that. Or you can IM me at Hypatias mom if you have AIM or Trillian or other instant messaging.

[Erik Mortis]

What?! Why was I not told of this?!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

erotic sheep in the woods baaaaaaaaa

Someone really should tell Tahmaseb about this.

[Prodigy Almighty]

FIRST OF ALL, ALLOW ME TO SAY THAT I FUCKING APPROVE. IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT ALL THE BEST STUFF (READ: NON-BORING SHIREROTH SHIT) HAPPENS WHILE I'M BUSY HAULING ASS AROUND THE USA.

Isn't it so convenient?

SECONDLY, SWEDES BLOW. THIS IS SO SELF-APPARENT THAT I'M A BIT CONFUSED AS TO WHY WE ARE DISCUSSING IT.

Granted. I'm only like 10% Swedish anyway...

THIRDLY, I WONDER WHAT SORT OF APOCALYPTIC SHIT WOULD HAPPEN IF IT WAS KNOWN I'M NOT REALLY A FINN.

Imagine something terrible. It would probably happen.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE "GTFO MY COUNTRY DOUCHE" LINE MADE ME LOL NOT A SMALL AMOUNT.

Awesome.

[Malliki]

This is one of the many, many, many reasons we Swedes feel sorry for the Finns. Their ugly language that no one understands or loves is another reason. Their inferiority complex as well. You just need to realize that.

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Dude, all Britain knows of Sweden is Ikea and Abba. (Edit: And their fantastically named tribute band, Björn Again!)

Though to be fair... all we know of Finland is that it went to war with Russia during WW2 for being Russian. Russians seem to declare war on a lot of countries what are Russian.

[Krasniy Yastreb]

At one point, Finland was fighting the Russians and the Germans at the same damn time. You must admit that's pretty hardcore.

[Erik Mortis]

Go Finland go!

[Hesam Jayatar]

Stop Finland! Stop.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Hey, Finland produced the most effective sniper ever...Simo Häyhä...

I mean, damn, averaging 5 kills a day? With an iron sight? Fuckin' nuts!

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Moose hunter and dog breeder? Noo! It should have been the other way around!

[Prodigy Almighty]

(12:42 AM) Corey: ELSE I'M MOVING TO SWEDEN!
(12:42 AM) Aidan: I thought you wanted to anyway...
(12:42 AM) Corey: GET ME SOME HOT WOMEN!
(12:43 AM) Aidan: Sweden doesn't have hot women... besides, I thought you were a Finn-supporter and were bashing Sweden not long ago
(12:43 AM) Corey: *shrug*
(12:43 AM) Corey: that was before I found out the swedish language was bangin' and the finnish language was balls!

Consider yourselves betrayed.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Hey! Swedish is sooooooooo much easier to learn than Finnish! Finland has better snipers, though, so it balances out!

[Bayen]

But Finland has a song by Monty Python...

[Andreas the Wise]

pwned.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Talar du svenska? STFU.

JAG ÄLSKAR MINA KVINNOR! JAG ÄLSKAR MITT HAREM!

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

(08:21:50 PM) benkern: congratulations to Liam conToketi (19)!
(08:22:22 PM) corey: ?
(08:22:57 PM) corey: oh, right, tomorrow's my birthday
(08:23:05 PM) corey: damn you and your being ahead of me in time!
(08:23:24 PM) benkern: hey, I'm GMT. You're behind!
(08:23:37 PM) corey: aren't you an hour ahead of GMT for summer time?
(08:23:43 PM) benkern: silence

[Icebreaker]

NO BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR TRAITORS.