Free Scotch

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Glenfiddich x1 in your own time go on.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Free Scott! er...SCOTCH!

[Krasniy Yastreb]

Right, where are the sodding glasses...

[Hesam Jayatar]

Dear Ardashir,

I would like to thank you once again for making full use of my clever joke. I hope it works as well for you as it did me.

Signed,

The bastard you stole it from,

Hesam

[Wil Nider]

You know what would turn that frown upside down?

Free Scotch!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Dear Ardashir,

I would like to thank you once again for making full use of my clever joke. I hope it works as well for you as it did me.

Signed,

The bastard you stole it from,

Hesam

Oh I just thought it was a spurious pretext for a drink.

[Hesam Jayatar]

Would I be making snide accusation if I were not already indulging?

[Jacobus Loki]

As good a reason as any! Enjoy!

[Hesam Jayatar]

Quiet you! I'll tell you when I've had enough!

[Krasniy Yastreb]

Why drink this stuff when you can pickle with it? Nothing warms up a cold midwinter's day like hardboiled eggs soaked in Drambuie for the best part of half a year.

Just me then? Suit yourselves...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Would your infidel suggestion work with Talisker?

[Krasniy Yastreb]

Of course, any malt will cut it. It's the original Whisky in the Jar.

[Jacobus Loki]

Whiskey you're the devil, You're leading me astray,

Over hills and mountains, and to Americkay.....

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Talisker - smoky, you can almost taste the cask it was matured in.

[Jess]

Yum!

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

What do you know! You're 12!

[Jess]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej- Thel egal rdinkng egg en Amokolija is 10 biatch.

Mijn berthday is in two days, update yer calendars.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

My birthday is tomorrow, sonny. :P

Well, in this time zone...an hour and 15 minutes.

[Jess]

how old?

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

19, legal to drink alcohol in every country but 2

[Jess]

what two?

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

USA and Japan. (Japan is 20, at least >_>)

[Jess]

...viking dinnas!

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Hehehe! That is my favorite phrase ever! Japan is so much win!

[Jess]

Here we call them "Family Style Dinners"

No wonder the world thinks we are fat...

[Jacobus Loki]

Smorgasborg. Country Buffet, etc., etc.

We are fat.
Many moons ago, that was a sign of prosperity and success.

I think it's a PR thing.

[Wil Nider]

Because it's easier than thinking that we're fat?

Not being able to do things in the States cos I was 20 at the time was intensely annoying, I have to say. Not even that I wanted to do them so much, just the fact that I couldn't. When you're in a place like Vegas those sorts of things seem to stack up.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

And everyone thinks the US is such an amazing place. Yeah, if you're over 21...

[Jess]

Or if your polish

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

No, then it's worse.

Although, I did know this polish girl in high-school...hmm...