Immigration

[Wil Nider]

Name: Eoin
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Location: Ireland
Email: quentinmcsiskey, which is a gmail adddress
Other Micronational Citizenships: None to speak of.

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MSN: eoin036@gofree.indigo.ie
Interests: Yes.
Birthday: 3rd of May
Preferred subdivision: Hyperborea
How you heard about Shireroth: Don't remember
Previous micronational experience: 2000-2005
Anything else about you: I can flare my nostrils at will.

[Krasniy Yastreb]

Welcome back to the fold, old chap. I see they recaptured you too.

[Wil Nider]

Hey I came of my own free will!

...it was the only way to get the antidote.

[Ari Rahikkala]

Anything else about you: I can flare my nostrils at will.

There are people who can't do that?

[Wil Nider]

Anything else about you: I can flare my nostrils at will.

There are people who can't do that?

I think so. If not, then it's my way of affirming I'm not a pod person.

[hypatias mom]

As a matter of fact, neither my brother nor my sister could master that one, but it came easily to me. Our little neighbor taught us how to do handstands and tried to teach us to flare our nostrils, but it only took with me.

Welcome, Eoin!! By the way, it's great to have you back with us again I've missed you around here. Yes, you are APPROVED!!. The duke of Elwynn is Ardashir, and I believe Hyperborea is in his duchy. I'm sure he'll be along to say hi pretty soon, as soon as he gets over the shock of another old-time Shirerithian returning to the fold. I don't have to tell you much about this country that you don't already know, but since your departure we are now on an economic basis. You should probably read up on it. Anyway, welcome home!!

[Wil Nider]

Yeah, that looks like the sort of thing I probably want to avoid if I'm not going to be spending too much of my time here.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Ah it's you again. Is Captain Diga still lost in the deserts of Central Asia?

[Hesam Jayatar]

He didn't look like a Captain to me. Last time I checked he was a Sgt. Ofcourse the American rank system is completely messed up.

"Blimp Marshal, Second Class"

[Krasniy Yastreb]

Is Captain Diga still lost in the deserts of Central Asia?

Judging by the news, he's found his way to the Caucasus.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Is Captain Diga still lost in the deserts of Central Asia?

Judging by the news, he's found his way to the Caucasus.

So that's why the Georgians lost so badly to that Tatar rabble. Atteran advisers.

[Jacobus Loki]

That and an itty-bitty army and a lack of ballistic missiles.

If only one missile in Georgian colors would land on Red Square, not a big one, just enough to scare the crud of Putin.

I miss Yeltsin. Yes, the drunken fun guy, but more, I miss the guy that turned the tank around and told the Supreme Soviet where to stick it. Boris, we hardly knew ye.

[Krasniy Yastreb]

They should've put his liver in the State Hermitage.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

That and an itty-bitty army and a lack of ballistic missiles.

If only one missile in Georgian colors would land on Red Square, not a big one, just enough to scare the crud of Putin.

I miss Yeltsin. Yes, the drunken fun guy, but more, I miss the guy that turned the tank around and told the Supreme Soviet where to stick it. Boris, we hardly knew ye.

The only consolation is that the Russians are going to get a dose of hubris over this and overreach themselves in the Crimea. (a second Crimean War... oh dear god no).

[Krasniy Yastreb]

Half a league onward!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Well in any event I suggest everyone digs out their copy of Red Storm Rising and makes the necessary adjustments for the revised east-west frontier.

[hypatias mom]

Got it! Done and done.