Royal Invitation

[Andreas the Wise]

Dearest Kaiser Ayreon
As valued friends and allies of Gralus and Novatainia, you are cordially invited to the coronation of Sir Andreas the Wise (NC, NK), as he ascends to the throne of Novatainia. The coronation ceremony itself will take place on Saturday, the 16th of August, in the Royal Palace, at the very top of the Spire, the most magnificent building in Novatica. Afterwards a large buffet will be served on the level below, followed by the proud Novatainian Custom of some DZing in a specially constructed mini-arena. RSVPing is not required - merely turning up on the day would be lovely. You may bring one guest with you. I hope to see you there for what promises to be a most important day.
Sincerely,
Andreas the Wise.
PS: Here are some directions to the Spire. Just watch out for the 'Big Thread' monument just before it - it should be fairly obvious where the festivities are occurring.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

YOU REMOVED MY BROTHER! HEATHEN! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS!

[Kaiser Ayreon]

Andreas, king-to-be! Thank you for your gracious invitation. Since everyone already is invited here, I wonder who I'll take with me... Hmm.

According to the news there are riots in Novatainia. Is it safe so go there?

Yours,

Ayree

[Bayen]

Weren't the riots only on Giess?

[Ari Rahikkala]

That's what you get for trying to exist on multiple planets at once

[Bayen]

So we can't go to Mars, because that would cause riots...

There's only one solution to Earth's ever-increasing population, then... TO PLUTO!!!

[Jess]

TO Yer anus!

[Andreas the Wise]

That's what you get for trying to exist on multiple planets at once

What problem do you think the communists are there to solve? *taps nose*

Your Niftiness, the anti-King demonstrations in Micran Novatainia were only against the old King who has not been seen for some time, and, if anything, in my support. You will be quite safe in Novatainia.