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Chrimigules · Post by **Chrimigules** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:43 pm

link related: http://www.nafticon.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=2875

Bayen · Post by **Bayen** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:44 pm

GASP!

Quickly, to arms! We must defend the homeland!

Oroigawa Koreyasu · Post by **Oroigawa Koreyasu** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:47 pm

CRUSH THE RED MENACE!

...uh...I mean...

TO WAR! MALARBOR WOULD DEMAND IT!

Nick Foghorn Leghorn · Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:49 pm

Submit ye heathens or be purified by the cleansing flame of righteousness!

...or something like that.

Post by **Andreas the Wise** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:50 pm

At least this could get a legitimate war going ...
He was hiding in my Barony?

Prodigy Almighty · Post by **Prodigy Almighty** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:17 pm

Memory refresher, here, guys:

Who is Steven, why was he trapped in Norfolk, why does he have a white horse, and why does he want Shireroth dead?

Don't get me wrong, wanting to storm the Shirekeep is enough for me to stomp him in my book. I just want MORE reasons to stomp him.

Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:14 pm

He was one of the original citizens of Antica. Shireroth used to be allied with the old government of Antica, who were scary autocratic military people with lots of eagles on everything and who also happened to be awesome. Then the "plebs" had a big rebellion and turned the whole place into a stupid hippie flowers-and-unicorns commune. We sided with the old military government. Steven was a quasi-leader of the revolutionaries (quasi-leader = "a guy who got some recognition for shouting really loud, even though no one was listening to him") and was rabidly anti-Shirerithian because of our support for the militarists. He and his friend Olorix steered the new hippie commune Antica to oppose Shireroth in as much as possible for a year or two; sometimes it was dead serious and sometimes it was tongue-in-cheek. Then Steven and Olorix left, and the rest of the Anticans mellowed out and became our friends, even though they're still nowhere near as cool as the old militarists.

Anyway, I guess he's back now. The Norfolk thing is something he made up to explain his absence. The white horse is because he enjoys playing a messianic role, although he tends to skip to the "getting betrayed, beaten, and crucified" part, and completely leave out the part about speaking wisdom or saving people.

DEFCON level is raised to "sit around and wait for him to trip over his own feet".

Post by **Andreas the Wise** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:18 pm

Thanks ... (was he the Dinarchy or the other one, or was that a different split?)

Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:24 pm

The Last Guide To Incarnations Of Antica You'll Ever Need:

Scary militarist awesome people with whom we were allied many years ago = Dinarchy of Antica
Super-democratic anti-Shireroth people from a few years ago = Republic of Antica
Kind of boring people who just post :sammyj emoticon a lot now = Commonwealth of Antica

Chrimigules · Post by **Chrimigules** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:11 pm

Meh, I say, Scott.

This is the culmination of hanging out with Nick and Steven, and Steven drinking a mango-flavored alcoholic beverage. I am not making this up.

Post by **Andreas the Wise** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:12 pm

Bring it on, I say. It's a better fight for Antica to try than invading Vanderveer.

Post by **Jonas** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:15 am

He was hiding in my Barony?

He was hiding in my Dutchy?

Hesam Jayatar · Post by **Hesam Jayatar** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:56 am

Then the "plebs" had a big rebellion and turned the whole place into a stupid hippie flowers-and-unicorns commune.

Scott, if you had a bank account, I would give you 5 erb just for that quote. You are seven different kinds of awesome.

Nick Foghorn Leghorn · Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:10 am

Jonas wrote:
Andreas the Wise wrote: He was hiding in my Barony?
He was hiding in my Dutchy?

He was hiding in my county?

Post by **Jonas** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:15 am

Nick Foghorn Leghorn wrote:
Jonas wrote:
Andreas the Wise wrote: He was hiding in my Barony?
He was hiding in my Dutchy?
He was hiding in my county?

He was hiding in his County?

Krasniy Yastreb · Post by **Krasniy Yastreb** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:52 am

Jonas wrote:
Nick Foghorn Leghorn wrote:
Jonas wrote:
He was hiding in my Dutchy?
He was hiding in my county?
He was hiding in his County?

He was hiding in YOUR Duchy??

Post by **Jonas** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:10 am

Krasniy Yastreb wrote:
Jonas wrote:
Nick Foghorn Leghorn wrote:

He was hiding in my county?
He was hiding in his County?
He was hiding in YOUR Duchy??

Yes! In MY Duchy!

Prodigy Almighty · Post by **Prodigy Almighty** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:13 am

Well then, I have a good reason to want to crush him more! Not only is he trying to attack the Shirekeep, he's also has a failure-Messiah complex, and those old militarists sound cool! *Shakes fist angrily*

Malliki · Post by **Malliki** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:03 am

Nick Foghorn Leghorn wrote:
Jonas wrote:
Andreas the Wise wrote: He was hiding in my Barony?
He was hiding in my Dutchy?
He was hiding in my county?

In whose Duchy?

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:21 am

He needs to get laid...

Malliki · Post by **Malliki** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:32 am

Erik Mortis wrote:He needs to get laid...

Show me one guy between the ages of 13 and death who doesn't.

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:42 am

And to think he drank my whisky (well it was a gift).
Excellent, target practice. Krasniy - crack out the Ikols. It's time to get Chechen, or at the very least Ossetian on the gentlemen astride the white pony.

Bayen · Post by **Bayen** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:49 am

Mike Fors wrote:
Erik Mortis wrote:He needs to get laid...
Show me one guy between the ages of 13 and death who doesn't.

How about these guys?

Malliki · Post by **Malliki** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:53 am

Bayen wrote:
Mike Fors wrote:
Erik Mortis wrote:He needs to get laid...
Show me one guy between the ages of 13 and death who doesn't.
How about these guys?

I said between 13 and death. Those guys are dead.

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:53 am

Why do you think Eunuchs were always conspiring against their masters and engaging in their overthrow and or murder - possibly something to do with being expected to guard the well-stocked harems on account of their lack of any implement to violate the sultan's merchandise?

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:17 am

"a guy who got some recognition for shouting really loud, even though no one was listening to him"

HEY, THAT'S MY ACT!

KILL!! KILL!!

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:25 am

No Jacobus. We do listen to you when you are shouting - it just happens that we, more often than not, seem to do the opposite of what you advise.

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:26 am

He's trying to take your job...

Krasniy Yastreb · Post by **Krasniy Yastreb** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:28 am

The Khan of Vijayanagara wrote:Krasniy - crack out the Ikols. It's time to get Chechen, or at the very least Ossetian on the gentlemen astride the white pony.

With pleasure, guv'nor.

*fuels missiles*

Really now, Shireroth is arguably at the most active and powerful it's ever been. What possessed this fool to march against us now of all times?

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:34 am

Who knows? Could somebody check the lunar cycle?

In the meantime Krasniy, you have the coordinates for the centre of Nafticon and may proceed to fire when ready.

Shireroth

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