drunk beyond belief.

[Erik Mortis]

someone please delete this thread.

[Malliki]

[Edited]

[hypatias mom]

Erik--In fhe morning you will look back at your lost night of painful posting. You need to know you have friends here who do care about you, and hurt for your pain. If we could ease what you are still suffering we would. If you need to talk we are here.

[Malliki]

What Carol said, x2.

[Hesam Jayatar]

I got completely faced last night as well.

http://www.last.fm/music/Lodger/_/Escape+Plan

[Dolphin]

LIST OF THINGS THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT THIS THREAD:
LOL@U.
END OF THE LIST.

[Hesam Jayatar]

[Icebreaker]

WE GOT DRUNK IN YOUR HONOR TODAY, ERIK.

...WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT WE DID GET DRUNK. AND YOU CAME UP AS A TOPIC OF CONVERSATION. SO THAT'S KIND OF THE SAME THING.

ANYWAY, HERE'S A FUN TIP: WOMEN ARE LIKE THE LED LIGHT UNDER YOUR CAPSLOCK INDICATOR. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ACTIVATING IT, IT USUALLY DOES SO WITHOUT MUCH THOUGHT. AND YET YOU HAVE TO RESTRAIN YOURSELF ANYWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOUT 24/7 LIKE ME. STRANGE!

[Erik Mortis]

I apologize for this thread.

[Malliki]

I don't hold it against you. Shit happens.

[Hesam Jayatar]

Likewise, the apology makes it forgotten.

Just remember, if you start with beer, stick with beer. If you've gotten to Whiskey, it's time to apologize for all the things you won't remember the next day, buy a round in good faith and call it a night before they finish it. Good reference:

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com

[Erik Mortis]

I started with Cider ended with Cider.. problem was.. there were some shots of things I didn't recognize in between and like 7 pitchers of cider for 4 people... (2 after the 4th)

I remember the whole evening. I always do.

[Hesam Jayatar]

If you can get it, try Sir Perry's Pear Cider. It doesn't have that smell apple cider has. It's stronger, but better tasting I think.

[Erik Mortis]

I prefer regular cider myself. Ica and Nick had a pitcher of pear between them.

[Pandora]

Erik! Come vacation in beautiful Alexandretta! You'll feel better in no time!

W@ooo!

[Jacobus Loki]

Don't you ever get cold running about like that?

[Erik Mortis]

It's a tit nippley, so we breast be going...

[hypatias mom]

hehe--she'll love that!

[Jacobus Loki]

Ok, the Fund is collecting donations to keep Pandora warm.

(oops,that doesn't sound right....)

[hypatias mom]

My son takes care of that quite nicely already, sir.

[Jacobus Loki]

Ah, Family!

Wonderful! Any chance of tiny little Shirirthians?

[hypatias mom]

It will be a while, I imagine. They will be celebrating their first anniversary soon, so they want a chance to be newlyweds first. I will be glad if and when little ones come, but that is up to them.

[Jacobus Loki]

....third generation Shirithians. Can even Talossa contemplate that?