The World Of The Future..

[Executive Engineer]

Through the means of automation and the astounding virtue of the modern era, AUTOMAT INCORP brings a new world to you!

With the good graces of OLD WORLD ROYALTY, AUTOMAT INCORP has been cordially invited to direct the reconstruction and reform efforts of a hapless savage land. Our engineers are Second To None in ability and character. With their skill and professionalism, AUTOMAT INCORP has begun establishing a vision for our times. Yes, a better standard of living awaits as the cranes rise to begin construction.





Pictured here, Dr. Susuki invites you to witness the greatest technology of his land. AUTOMAT INCORP brings this new wonder of AUTOMATION to the people, through our patented ROBOTOCRACY process. No longer will the average man fall prey to the malingering and fault of living politicians. No Sir, AUTOMAT INCORP offers a taste of Utopia via the AUTOMATED LEGISLATURE. Controlled through the computational service of VERITAS, the AUTOMATED LEGISLATURE takes all the guess work out of hum-drum parliamentary decision making.



Through the patented ROBOTOCRACY process, the average citizen will be able to more fully enjoy life. Why, at this moment AUTOMAT INCORP is busy estaways throughout the new vertical marvel of Byzantipol City.

Yes, AUTOMAT INCORP, Bringing a vision of the future to the present


TRADEMARK AUTOMAT INCORPORATED 2008AD, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

[Erik Mortis]

???

[Krasniy Yastreb]

Hold me Erik, I'm frightened.

[Erik Mortis]

*hands you a talking cactus from Yardistan*

[Krasniy Yastreb]

*looks at the cactus*

*holds it anyway*

*bleeds profusely but isn't scared anymore*

[Erik Mortis]

And they make such lovely conversation...

[Prodigy Almighty]

... Really? You're just now making sentient robots? Man, we've had those in Toketi for like months and months at this point. Want me to introduce you to the Hive Mind? He's a good poker player.

[Erik Mortis]

We've had the talking cactus since Tymaria.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Togemura?

[Erik Mortis]

huh?

[hypatias mom]

Tymaria was a micronation established in 2001, of which Hyperborea and Shireroth were part. I'm not even sure you were out of grade school by then, Corey..

http://mnn.mncentre.net/wiki/index.php? ... ry:Tymaria

[Aurangzeb Khan]

... Really? You're just now making sentient robots? Man, we've had those in Toketi for like months and months at this point. Want me to introduce you to the Hive Mind? He's a good poker player.

Talking of which - you have no idea how much trouble we have had reverse engineering that Chelkran battle-suit we recovered from Shirekeep after the Civil War (the Monty Cristo Paratroopers and fuck-off massive robots one...). Not only have we had to adapt it to human physiology, we had some help from some unwilling Gascon 'volunteers' for that, but we've also had to work around the areas damaged by teeth marks (curiously it was recovered from the roots of the Malarbor tree)...

And another thing, our bloody rockets keep misfiring but thanks to our excellent photoshopping skills we are sure that no one will notice...

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Wake me up when this starts making sense.

[Hesam Jayatar]

I think it's easier for everyone if we just let you sleep.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Actually, I was referencing the talking cactus. Reminded me of something from an anime...

[Krasniy Yastreb]

Bah, Lunaris has talking cacti too. Once after a few bottles of vodka and an assorted selection of pills from an asylum pharmacy, I held a full and flowing conversation with what looked very much like a cactus. I went back the next morning to find an ordinary birch tree in its place. I just can't figure it out...