A horseman in black charges up on a black horse......

[El Zorro]

(Dust clears)

Good evening to all of you, and especially to all of you from the woonderful state of California!

Years ago I rode with my sword and my whip to protect the peones from the governors who would torment them!

I am come to your country now, to defend those that need defending!

Talking of banishing peoples for technical violations are wrong! Your own ex-ruler started it when he claimed to be ruler of other countries when your own law spoke against it! And all of you, even the boldest of you, let him do it! Is it a surprise when little peoples are doing this now also?

It is like the man, who was it, an American......Yes! the Mr. Clinton with his "I did not have sex with that woman!" speaking, and then many peoples do what he and the girl were doing, and they got the social diseases.

Look within your own hearts, peoples!

I leave you with a mark-

Z

Tornado, vaminos!

(horseman charges off into the sunset.)

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Actually Senor Zorro, he started doing this long before the succession became an issue. I hope your journey has not been in vain. Have some Mango gin before you go.

[El Zorro]

Have some Mango gin before you go.

(Takes the glass)

Ah, it is a civilized country after all! I am thanking you for the drink!

Ahhhh!

And now, it is off to make more of the moral pronouncements in others faces elsewhere!

(Draws sword, passes it across a board fence)

Z

[Aurangzeb Khan]

*Pulls out a gun and shoots Zorro in the back*

Why Captain Ramon didn't think of this I'll never know.

[El Zorro]

HA, HA!

He did. That is why El Zorro invented the bullet-proof vest!

Away, Tornado!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I see El Zorro is back - I wonder if his "i"'s will have dots on top?

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Hey, this one's not me. I actually know who it is, but it wouldn't be fair to tell.

[Hesam Jayatar]

My bet is Jacobus. In fact, I'd bet Scott's County on it.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Fair enough. I was thinking Jacobus to begin with since popular culture and the staples of pulp fiction do form part of his MO...

[Jacobus Loki]

Zorro is high culture! But it's nice to be confused with Scot, even if ever so briefly.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

High culture... compared to L Ron's output maybe...

[Ari Rahikkala]

Ay, this one never seemed Scottish at all IMO. Scott's double logins tend to be even more loquacious than he is . (Demosthenes1, anyone?)

[Jacobus Loki]

Popular culture springs to mind when one is

A - Making a point.

B- Goofing off.