County Decree 001: Psikhushka

[Krasniy Yastreb]

RECOGNISING that the Duchy of Brookshire suffers greatly from the absence of any meaningful administration at present,

NOTING that as a consequence the criminal justice infrastructure of the Duchy is in disarray, letting dangerous criminals wander the streets,

ANNOUNCING that despite the subsequent non-function of conventional security apparatus in Lower Lunaris, the county is home to a few large well-maintained insane asylums for the more violent elements of our generally-disturbed population,

I the Count of Lower Lunaris do hereby INVITE* the criminal elements of Brookshire, for the safety and security of the Duchy, to enter the Lower Lunaris system of insane asylums wherein their criminal tendencies shall be reclassified as mental disorders and the appropriate 'treatment' will be given (for the electroconvulsive aspect of which a new 1500 MW biofuel power plant is being constructed).

Unmarked ambulances carrying white-coated men with assorted restraining devices shall be touring Brookshire over the next few weeks to identify suitable candidates for committal.

* process of invitation may involve use of ketamine, chloroform, and handcuffs as a method of rationally articulating what is best for the subject's wellbeing

So it is written, so let it be done.

By my hand,
Krasniy Yastreb
Count of Lower Lunaris

[Erik Mortis]

The answer is yes.

[Krasniy Yastreb]

I'll take that as a Regent-Ducal approval....

*breaks out the Valium*

Soon, my Lord, the degenerate masses of your fine fiefdom shall be rendered so vegetable you could eat them off a plate with a little butter (though I recently committed one of my officials to the Smotretka Loony Bin for just such an act, be warned).

[Kaiser Loki II]

If you can spare a few of the folks, I could use some to carry signs, mumble, shake their fists in the appropriate direction....

[hypatias mom]

So they will help you run the assylum?

[Krasniy Yastreb]

If you can spare a few of the folks, I could use some to carry signs, mumble, shake their fists in the appropriate direction....

I'm afraid the afore-stated neutral stance of Lower Lunaris, coupled with his Lordship the Duke Regent's inferring in the Landsraad of Brookshirian neutrality forbids me to offer you any assistance to your Kaiserial claim at this time. However, should his Lordship the Duke Regent's position change, or your current position as popularly-supported de facto Kaiser continues for a respectable time, I may be prepared to reconsider my position. Stay tuned.

So they will help you run the assylum?

Well by the first decree of the pseudo-late eternally transmogifying godmother of Lunaris Lady Eriana Moon, natives of Lunaris are officially titled 'Lunatics'. So yes, one could say the Lunatics are indeed running the asylums here.