Instruction to Abdicate

[babs]

From that I gather that the answer is no then? You're just going to leave them high and dry? What an inspiration the you are, a prime example for everyone to follow.

X: I'm bored.
Y: I know. Me too.
X: That Z's a bit of a prick. Shall we go and attack them?
Y: KK.

*later...*

Z: Ok, you won. Now will you stop?
Y: Ok. Bye then.
Z: What?! That's it?!
X: All the cool nations are doing it.
Y: Yeah...

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Be assured that all of this is being addressed by people actually involved in the issue.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

So having told us that we should end the occupation you are now telling us that we should stay around to complete the reconstruction.

Oh my god - this really is turning into Iraq. *Cries*

[Jacobus Loki]

The exodus of Gascons loyal to Hasan is likely to overwhelm Absentian social services.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Please feel free to pass any surplus along to Lesser Zjandaria - we have a well developed County Service capable of handling any refugee influx.

[Jacobus Loki]

Can they bring their sidearms?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

As long as they are willing to use them when I send the word.

[Jacobus Loki]

I've established a camp in Absentia..........

[Andreas the Wise]

From that I gather that the answer is no then? You're just going to leave them high and dry? What an inspiration the you are, a prime example for everyone to follow.

X: I'm bored.
Y: I know. Me too.
X: That Z's a bit of a prick. Shall we go and attack them?
Y: KK.

*later...*

Z: Ok, you won. Now will you stop?
Y: Ok. Bye then.
Z: What?! That's it?!
X: All the cool nations are doing it.
Y: Yeah...

Babs, do I have to call you blind again? No offence, but the original terms of the surrender was that Hasan was King until the rebuilding was concluded. They rejected that. Hence ....

(and don't make me remind you about how uncannilly familiar the first XYZ conversation sounds to me, except that the last Y response was "no, that's too obvious, let's find a subtle way of getting them into a war.")

[Erik Mortis]

How I miss the old days of rec-waring.

[Andreas the Wise]

They still happen in Toketi ... you just have to find the right people ...

[Jacobus Loki]

Ardy, the sidearms appear to include tanks, howitzers, spitirus fermenti, and a lot of wasn't bolted down along the road.

Our kind of people.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Grand we'll have to let them form a "cultural association".

[Jess]

Or a Lutefisk society

[andelarion]

Surströmming is what we shall serve!

[hypatias mom]

Ric--May I ask, or do I not even want to know?

[Ari Rahikkala]

You don't even want to know. May I offer some delicious gravlax, though?

[hypatias mom]

Thank you, but no thank you. I don't think it would agree with me...