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Kaiser Hasan I
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We know where Jeremy is, because we have King Edward as a POW.
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I wasn't aware that we had sent a snatch squad to Belgium? :surprise
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Jeremy was/is not Edward. How many times....
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Our continental assets were alerted. Since the greater cooperation between SHINE and SAVAK we were able to increase the budget for the intelligence network. As such a Macro-operations division was launched and the establishment of 3 continental safe houses was established. Central Euro HQ was tasked with an observation mission ensuring that we had the correct location. Apparently its rather common for Belgians to refer to family members in the most round about way so we simply asked around if anyone knew "Parents of my child's mother". This led the SHINE observation team right to the farm house where Edward was hidden away. After establishing a parameter and providing tactical air support, the Arbiter in Shirekeep and the Chief Justice in Kamalshahr were woken at 0400hrs Babkhan Standard Time to sign the warrant of extraction. SAVAK then became the lead agency and moved from a planning function to an operational function. After 5 days of reconnaissance, the photographs, film feeds, satellite imagery, telephone transcripts and internet activity were analyzed to confirm the actions and presence of Edward. Neighbors were detained and undercover officers were placed in surrounding positions. At 0600hrs BST, the Joint Tactical Response Team comprised of SAVAK Level III Yemin Zoka rapid response officers formed an interior parameter around the farm house, with two 4 men stacks moving in for the immediate extraction. Edward was discovered in a "Spider Hole" in the yard opposite the street. A large piece of Styrofoam had been cut to act as a door of the hole. Upon extraction it became evident that Edward had been living in the hole for close to 6 weeks. Edward was delivered to the authorities at the Alkhiva Salt Mine gulag and revitalization facility. After 10 days of cross-examination, Edward finally admitted to being Jeremy Bellamy aka Sahib Jahandar Khan. Apparently this was achieved through the cunning use of a false mustache which baffled all who met him.
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Jeremy was/is not Edward. How many times....
Riiiiggghhhtttt.

And I never portrayed Gennady Titov.

It's not rocket science. :nuclear
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babs wrote:Jeremy was/is not Edward. How many times....
Um ... is that why you're arguing against us? He as good as publically admitted it ... he certainly admitted to being Dominique. And is now capable of speaking with full authority for Bosworth ...
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Jeremy is/was Dominique.

Jeremy is/was NOT Edward.

It's not rocket science. :nuclear
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No, he (as Edward) surrendered, and King Hasan speaks for the Bosworthians. Of course King Hasan can do as he pleases, and if he pleases to give the place back, we, er he can afford to be magnanimous.

I won't stir this up in MCS.

As a matter of fact, Jeremy's talents could be used for the Glory of the Mango Throne. Duchy of New Brittania, anyone? :D
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babs wrote:Jeremy is/was Dominique.

Jeremy is/was NOT Edward.

It's not rocket science. :nuclear
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