Imperial Decree #284

[Kaiser Hasan I]

I decree that his Excellency, The Khan of Vijayanagara shall receive the Honour of the Order of Kampioens. That The Khan shall be created a knight of this order as a friend and protector of The Crown.




Signed by my hand,

Hasan I,
Kaiser of Shireroth,

Thorsday 17 Krondokin 3216

[Scott of Hyperborea]

You're adding the Khan to an order originally created to be the Kaiser's bodyguards? So Ardashir is actually in charge of PREVENTING his immediate superior from being assassinated under mysterious circumstances?

I have never been happier not to be in line for the throne.

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Congratulations Ardy!

[Kaiser Hasan I]

I've referred to the Khan as Captain-General and Sgt to the Throne on numerous occasions. As MoMA, he'd be the reasonable choice as bodyguard since he also designed the orbat for my personal force.

[Jacobus Loki]

Hey! Ardy hasn't assassinated anybody for DAYS........

[Kaiser Hasan I]

[Erik Mortis]

*jumps under his desk*

[Andreas the Wise]

Fluffy? Why is he trying to say fluffy ....
*his head almost gets knocked off by a flying object*

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Good job, that was just a test, but the Khan can strike at any time. So always remain alert!

[Erik Mortis]

I've been a noble long enough to know to duck when you see a duck....

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Do you "elk" when you see an elk as well?

[Erik Mortis]

Nope.

[Jacobus Loki]

Is the duck a relative of "a small goose"?

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Now that's just silly, Geese and Ducks can't be related! Thats like saying the kings of Bosworth and New Britannia are related!

[Jacobus Loki]

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, goes steady with ducks,

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Belgians my good man, Belgians. Besides, it's best not to take the piss, he's off to see the family of his "Brussels Sprout." Won't be back for the war don't you know?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Except for the fact that he is now posting more continuously than when the war was actually being waged.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

I just want to add, for those who aren't involved in the recwar and thus haven't gotten a chance to see him in action, that the Khan is an AMAZING Minister of Military Affairs. And I say this as a person who, two months ago, thought MoMA was one of those jobs that it was impossible to do well in (like MiniTrade).

[Kaiser Hasan I]

And to those who doubted my appointing "a Babkhan" to MoMA, I hope you enjoy your medals.

[Jess]

I still havent taken off my golden nixon

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Hmm well, you should take it off soon. The medal is made of chocolate.

[Jacobus Loki]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, chocolate..alllllllggghhh

Than shall we give out Chocolate Nixons on Shirerithain holidays?

[Jess]

Yurm Yurm