The Ballad of Liam Mayer

[Jess]

Oh let me tell you
Yes let me tell you
a little story about
Liam Mayer.

Twas once a foggy
Shelsa day
The prodigy had gone astray
What was this fiend up to?

Oh let me tell you
Yes let me tell you
a little story about
Liam Mayer.

Stealing DNA from two people
Andreas Mayer
and Liam Dutchsomethingorother

Oh let me tell you
Yes let me tell you
a little story about
Liam Mayer.

Prodigy, a jealous man
combined these two people
To make a bastard cyborg
child thing.

Oh let me tell you
Yes let me tell you
a little story about
Liam Mayer.

Almighty, he was in for it
This "thing" argued with it self
Yes its schetzophrenic, bi-polar
cyborg being.

Oh let me tell you
Yes let me tell you
a little story about
Liam Mayer.

Twas a sunny day at the Spire
Liam Mayer, the demon spawn,
locked in uber-magic chains.
Ready to die!

Oh let me tell you
Yes let me tell you
a little story about
Liam Mayer.

Off went his head, it finally
quit arguing, yes, yes it did.
The Gralan Confederacy
breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh let me tell you
Yes let me tell you
a little story about
Liam Mayer.

[Prodigy Almighty]

Oh, please. I know better than to try and combine Liam Aidan Vanderheyden with Andreas Mayer... that's a TERRIBLE idea from the start. Plus, I'm not a jealous bastard. A bastard, maybe, but not jealous.

[Andreas the Wise]

It started good, but then it stopped rhyming, so I'm going to have to rate it only 2 stars.

[Jacobus Loki]

Not all art must be consistantly brilliant.

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