Christ is with Shireroth

[Jess]

...I hope

Jesus live the little children
All the Children of the world
Red and Yellow Black and White
They are precious in his sight
Jesus loves the little children
of the World!

[Jess]

wait I gots a better one

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of Micras
Shirerithian, Babkhan, Gralan
They are precious in his sight
Jesus loves the little children
of Micras

[Jonas]

I have a better one

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of Micras
Shirerithian, Babkhan, Gralan and Batavian
They are precious in his sight
Jesus loves the little children
of Micras

[Cryptkeeper]

Begone! Begone!

[Kaiser Hasan I]

hehehe

[Cryptkeeper]

There is a religious exhibition in our national museum.

The Real Jesus



There are lots of legends about Jesus the Crypts. Let's think about. How do you call a person who roams after its dead? Of course: a zombie. And Jesus was dead and Jesus roams in this way. Any way you look at it its still the same: Jesos was a zombie. A myth says he lay in a box in the government castles' crypt. The government afflicts him because of the thing with the crucifix. You know, vampires have problems with it. Precisely because Jesis was a zombie and precisely because Jesus fabricated the crucifix problem, he was the reason for a long tradition of brawl between zombies and vampires.

[Kaiser Hasan I]

SWEET MOTHER OF PERL! THE ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!!!!!

[Evil MagiGARP]

That's horrible!

[Cryptkeeper]

The truth is always horrible.

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Not always...

[Cryptkeeper]

Yes, if the truth is wrong...

[Scotsman]

Jesus of Nazareth (7-2 BC/BCE to 26-36 AD/CE),[3][4] also known as Jesus Christ, is the central figure of Christianity, revered by most Christians as the incarnation of God, and is also an important figure in several other religions.

The name "Jesus" is an Anglicization of the Greek (Iesous), itself a Hellenization of the Hebrew Yehoshua) or Hebrew-Aramaic shua), meaning "YHWH rescues". "Christ" is a title derived from the Greek ristós), meaning the "Anointed One," which corresponds to the Hebrew-derived "Messiah".[5]

The main sources of information regarding Jesus' life and teachings are the gospels. Most scholars in the fields of history and biblical studies agree that Jesus was a Galilean Jew, was regarded as a teacher and healer, was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on orders of Roman Governor Pontius Pilate, on the charge of sedition against the Roman Empire.[6][7] Most critical scholars believe that ancient texts on Jesus' life are at least partially accurate.[8][9]

Christian views of Jesus (see also Christology) center on the belief that Jesus is divine, is the Messiah whose coming was prophesied in the Old Testament, and that he was resurrected after his crucifixion. Christians predominantly believe that Jesus is the "Son of God" (generally meaning that he is God the Son, the second person in the Trinity), who came to provide salvation and reconciliation with God. Other Christian beliefs include Jesus' virgin birth, performance of miracles, ascension into Heaven, and future Second Coming. While the doctrine of the Trinity is widely accepted by Christians, a small minority instead hold various nontrinitarian beliefs concerning the divinity of Jesus.

In Islam, Jesus (Arabic: commonly transliterated as Isa) is considered one of God's important prophets,[10][11] a bringer of scripture, a worker of miracles, and the Messiah. Muslims, however, believe Jesus was not divine and not crucified, but ascended bodily to heaven.

Holy Holy Holy!

[EARBREAKER]

YEAH, AND GOOD WORK KILLING THE GUY, FAGS

[Scotsman]

No inappropriate language now...


...cunt

[Sh033r]

Don't you mean Knut?

[Scotsman]

No

[Monsignor Ponyberg]

How dare you make fun of the religion of my ponies and me! Damn you all ...

[EARBREAKER]

I AM A GRIZZLED VETERAN OF RELIGIOUS EDUCATION! I'LL MAKE FUN OF ANYONE I LIKE!

[Sh033r]

I see some kitties in with the ponies....

mew ssssss

The Ponies of the Apocalypse! The end is near! Repent!

[Scotsman]

Lets all run to Rakeoth!


*Intentional Misspelling

[Andreas the Wiseass]

The Ponies of the Apocalypse apparently believe they are the Horsemen, but as said in the Revelations of John 13:16-19,

And I saw the Horsemen, four of them there were, and each a rider of a horse, as horsemen are so named

Etc. But you get my point, right? No way could your ponies actually bring the apocalypse, since they don't have riders. Therefor the point is nullified and repentance is not needed right now.

Well, okay, it is ALWAYS needed as we - by nature - are a sinful and disgusting breed, but you know what I mean.

[Admiral Quirk]

The ponies are........MISUNDERSTOOD beings........find Spoke.....mindmeld.........(faints in a heap).

[Scotsman]

Faker...

[hypatias mom]

It seems there are quite a few disturbing perspectives on the Person of Jesus of Nazareth. While that is not unusual, the great amount of disrespect is unsettling. If you are not a follower, you might at least show respect to One whom many of us consider holy and the LORD. I try always to be respectful of followers of other religious traditions, even if they conflect with my personal beliefs. I would hope you would do the same for us here.

[Andreas the Wise]

I echo the sentiments of Hypatias Mom

[Kaiser Hasan I]

I'd agree with the respect concept, but I also live by the theory that "If god is going to dish it out, he better be willing to take it".

[Silvanus314]

I also second Hypatias Mom. If you indeed choose to believe in Jesus as a monstrous zombie, I hate your guts, but I won't intrude. However, I would rather you keep the ridicule to a minimum (none) while there are followers of the LORD on this forum.

[hypatias mom]

You might consider condemning the action that is objectionable, not the person.

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Hate the sinner, love the sin?

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Judge not..

Leave unto caeser..

Turn the other cheek..

I think the reason why I am so skeptical of Christianity is when I hear some of its supporters use the word "hate."