Missionaries in the wood

[Vogelweidenwalther]

A handful tropical soldiers leaded by three missionaries beat their way through the wood.



Hello? Hello? Someone here? Hello, someone told me, that I should go to here. Is it right? I'm Mr. Walther von der Vogelweise, Missionar of the Benny Bunny Church.

[Kaiser Hasan I]

You! You're the one who spread godless disease of Socialism to my Kingdom!

[Vogelweidenwalther]

Hello, Mr. TS. Nice to meet you. One of your myrmidons told us, w could open our mission here. Is it thrue? Is this your land?

[Kaiser Hasan I]

'Tis my land, feel free to use it on the condition that you give me the antidote for the disease of Socialism!

[Vogelweidenwalther]

It's not a disease. It's a apparentness. Do you have ever heard from Benny Bunny? Here you are. It's an info http://www.bennybunnychurch.de.vu

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Well welcome to Shireroth regardless of your socialism. I am The Kaiser of Shireroth and welcome you to My Kingdom. It seems my realm is highly susceptible to the effects of satirical socialism which has caused a few oddities which are difficult to explain to a new visitor. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. The Khan of Vijayanagara is quite hospitable.

[Vogelweidenwalther]

Thank you, mylord. Let my explain, that the bennybunny religion and socialism are not the same. The spiritual orign is in a socialistic nation, that#s right. But the church is able to exist without sozialism, although a strange imagination. My boss, the Surpreme Löffel isin favour of ecumeism.

[Kaiser Hasan I]

It's a very silly church isn't it?

[Vogelweidenwalther]

Oh no, it isn't silly. It has arised from a complete other culture. I hope you all will understand the deep meaning of it. I hop so, I hop so very much and I pray.

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Well currently I think Shireroth has more religions than citizens, and generally we have quite a few citizens. Perhaps you could make more of an impression by adopting some of our customs?

[Vogelweidenwalther]

I don't want to give the impression of a clash of cultures. The point is, I have a destination. If no one comes to my church service, I will reconsidering the strategy.