Call To Order

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I might sometimes argue the last point... But I don't really feel like going into it, for it would do me no good.
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This is like a wearing a shirt made out of 100% polyester, but it was free. To be perfectly honest and frank (as I am sure you'd do the same form me), I dont trust Babkhans, nor do I much care for them, because the last time a babkhan came to my lands... well, ask Ardy about that one. Anyway, point being, you seem nice enough right now, so i'll abide by your law, but I am still uncomfortable with this.
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Well, it's not like we are giving Babkha power over Shireroth. Nor inviting them into the nation. In fact, this will likely change very little about the interactions between the nations. Hell, I bet if this happened without people knowing (somehow), no one would have noticed any difference.

btw: I got nothing against Babkhans nor do I distrust them. I trust them to do exactly what they do.
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Well thats just it. I don't understand why people are making a big deal about this. All that is going to change is that I'll have to create a new login for the Babkhan forums. Outside of that, nothing. There is absolutely no effect on Shireroth what so ever.

The only way that this potentially COULD effect Shireroth, is if we decided to take advantage of the situation by either deciding to make it a hereditary thing or by this more complicated. I'm not in favour of either of those two options.
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Random Thoughts-

Conquer, er liberate the place, as long as what we loose at MCS comes out of Babkha's share. Call the Duke of Babkha "Shah".

Have a Mysterious Stranger become Shah. Is he or isn't he? SHINE will neither confirm nor deny.

Call it a "military occupation" of Babkha. Kaiser Hasan could name "Hesam" as military governor or Satrap. Still two countries!

I still think the Commonwealth is cleaner.
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No! We must support the MANGO THRONE!
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(A bandersnatch carrying a shoe lands akwardly)

We have democratic freedoms? How can that be stopped?
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Trow that Shah in the jail! He wants to give us democratic freedom!

Ow no. Stay supporting the Mango Throne! Long live the Shahkaiser! :worship
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You act like a Menelmacarian
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You act like a Menelmacarian
Are those fightin' words?
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:fish No...
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It's '"Menelmacari", not "Menelmacarian". Obviously you're not familiar enough with that time period. I know exactly what to do about that.

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You know damned well I'd never use the term "elf snuggles" in a sentence other than this one.
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The curse of Sirithil lives on...
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[img:7k18q1h]http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9Sz ... 1129656251[/img]

Behold the face of evil.....
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That's a familiar face... is it from CoD?
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It might have been used in CoD, I'm not sure. Anyway, that's Sirithil's avatar.

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was once punishable by elf-snuggles,
(Wretches)
but not anymore.
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I don't know the face is used in CoD but I know almost for sure that it's in RPG Maker 2003 (I had the permission to use some pictures in my own game and I think I saw this one while looking).
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I could make fun of Bill right now... but I'll resist the urge out of.. errr.. well.. not respect, that's for sure. How bout... Non-malevolence?

Any once notice that "Malevolence" looks like "Male Violence"?
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I think you're thinking of the word "decency". I know what and why you could do what you're not going to do. If you did bring that up it would also be in incredibly bad taste so lets let that little "event" fall victim to the sands of time.

While we're at it, I have a few more black garbage bags filled with "events" I'd like to bury in that sand pit as well. Don't mind the blood.


BTW, does anyone have a shovel, a hacksaw and some bleach?
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*hands his Kaiser a shovel*
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And I see your fingerprints are all over this shovel! :) Excellent, thank you Andreas!

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Life is sand and sand is life?
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Most of the ponies are safe in another dimension.

Pass the barbeque sauce? Thanks!

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They are rather succulent. I just wish they didn't scream and bleed rainbows when you bite into them.
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Really? That was the main selling point for me...
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What about dead iraqis? :knife



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Re: Call To Order

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The ponies were from Iraq? That explains much!
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So thats why the children of Iraq are crying, because we ate all their rainbow ponies!
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