Shireroth

And to think I only found out the other day that you are Babak

Pakistanis are Indians in denial. They'll come to their sense one day, or we will make them see sense. Either way they are in better shape than you Brits. Fancy having Blair as a leader!

Egotist

They call him the Babkhan Oracle. He lives in the Mountains above Sajin City. Or at least he did until your army tried to pass by.

Come on Ardashir your 15 minutes are up! Time to let the real men run the Kingdom!

How the hell did you win the election? We had more votes than you, you parasitic Brit!

I would agree, it is an excellent way to make up for a lack of public respect!

Liar! You stole that handbook from the Morovians! We all know you are far too damn lazy to write anything yourself

Greedy hog! Its not fair you only ever give other people a look in on the titles at around election time. Edited by: Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackbar at: 10/29/03 5:42 pm

Jadie, you can never have too much lovin. Come hither girl!

Let me suggest a scaleAbbas Namvari - Rakesh Ackbar - Ardashir KhanUtopia - World Peace - Thermonuclear war

*Tiptoes up to Ardy*M'Lord,Your ego is a gift to satirists everywhere who would be out of work if it was not for your groundless and exaggerated sense of self-importance. Not that I mean anything by that. I was merely playing the the foolish Shirethians whom you have wisely sent me to subvert.Now if...

*raises an eyebrow*Woot! And in what special way might I assist my lady?*more than an eyebrow rises*

Ladies, gentlemen,Lets not be so uncivilized about this. We can all get along. We only need to make a common resolution. To blame Pakistan for all our ills.ISLAMABAD IS THE CENTER OF ALL WORLD TERRORISM!

It's all the Emir's fault. Gather up your swords and lets fight the reactionaries! The Behsaz are the straw that broke the Babkhan camels back. Of course a Babkhan camel is hopeless next to a superior USS mule.Or better yet. Come Jadie. Let me take you away from all this, your loveless marriage, the...

*has sudden urge to say ...*TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! *claps hands**Servants appear with large baskets of mango and exotic containers of mango juice*

The fun started so soon Well I got places to be but I'll be back later *Waves to Jadie*