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by Kaiser Mog I
Mon Oct 07, 2002 10:09 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

Re: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.

BOW before you?! NEVER.Mog and Letifer meet head on, sword and halberd clashing against each other in painful, sparking blows, their duel soon to be finished.Mog, a spinning halberdic fury in his own right, is brutally halted in the middle of a particularly fiendish swing by the end of the Halberd ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Sun Oct 06, 2002 2:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

Re: Yardistan kicks ass, bitch!!!

NO! I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!Brrapa, I challenge thee to a duel! The Sword of Vengeance shall face the Halberd of Retribution! Not until then shall I surrender! Best me in battle after drawing the Sword from the stone! Not until then shall I acknowledge your surperiority!Defeat me, O "Prophet," and ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Sat Oct 05, 2002 5:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

Re: Yardistan kicks ass, bitch!!!

My turn.*/goes over, and has moogles surround and remove the guards around the sword...and goes to retrieve it from the stone./*Being the rightful Kiaser, this is easy.*/yanks, but nothing happens./*Well, dammit.*/brandishes Halberd/* Let he who CAN free this sword face me here then! A winter's ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Oct 01, 2002 6:45 pm
Forum: Fiefdom Archive - Lothlaria
Topic: Ours.
Replies: 8
Views: 4735

Re: Ours.

Peasants?!?!?! WE are peons, dammit! An PROUD of it! A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please! //Come save us ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Oct 01, 2002 6:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

Re: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.

oops...That's it! Forward, men! We're doing this the hard way! */begins flying out over the water with thousands of moogles/* That is it, it it! It is ON!*/dives into the water, swims down to the Cat's Paw, unbattens some hatches with an arc welder/*blrblrbllllblrb! */swims for surface as mines are ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Oct 01, 2002 6:33 pm
Forum: Fiefdom Archive - Lothlaria
Topic: Yardistani Lands
Replies: 7
Views: 4315

Re: Yardistani Lands

Pssst....he's in Baracao. A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please! //Come save us from our Hell!" //But that is ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Oct 01, 2002 6:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

Re: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.

*/ is VERY VERY glad he had anti-missile systems installed. Aegis-Interceptor missiles fire and take down all missiles fired by the DAMNED dragon./*Oh yeah, I'm good, i'm good... */begins "churning butter" and generally getting his groove thang on/*RETRIBUTION! FIRE, MY MINIONS, FIRE!*/Moogles stop ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Oct 01, 2002 1:22 am
Forum: Fiefdom Archive - Lothlaria
Topic: Ours.
Replies: 8
Views: 4735

Re: Ours.

um, no.*/moogle uprising reclaims Jaris, declares itself a seperate state, then decides that it's not worth it and is just generally revolting/* A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Oct 01, 2002 1:20 am
Forum: County of Yardistan
Topic: The burning has come...
Replies: 34
Views: 9219

Re: The burning has come...

*/moogle squadron ignites torches, begins burning down random buildings. A particularly stupid moogle sets fire to Irreverence's tail, and is promptly squished./* A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Oct 01, 2002 1:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

Re: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.

*/after noticing that the whole freaking country is after his neck, Mog decides to take some decisive action./*Hmm....maybe....yes....I like that.*/hijacks a Mage Squadron fighter, bombs the living crap out of any and all Yardistani troops, returns to Brookshire, and begins summoning moogles from ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Mon Sep 30, 2002 12:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

Re: No, I'm right.

Dammit, they're attacking your Kaiser and you MONEY you fools! FIRE! A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Sun Sep 29, 2002 9:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

Re: Heathens?

*Closes the airport for purposes of public safety until further notice, and smites Mattlore* A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Sun Sep 29, 2002 6:44 pm
Forum: Fiefdom Archive - Kildare (Former)
Topic: Join the Rebellion.
Replies: 17
Views: 5218

Re: Join the Rebellion.

...what?!?!??!???!??! A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please! //Come save us from our Hell!" //But that is them ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Sun Sep 29, 2002 6:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

Re: Heathens?

He's a heathen because I am a God and I say he is. Cope. A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please! //Come save us ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Sun Sep 29, 2002 2:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

Re: !

*while in Elwynn, drops by Scott's castle and gives him the Sword of Vengeance for safekeeping.*Hold on to this. We MARCH! Forward, men, the heathens have invaded Goldshire! A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Sun Sep 29, 2002 2:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Yardistan moves on Shirekeep.
Replies: 73
Views: 20393

!

*/summons to him all his troops, most of which are equipped with the well-known BAR or variants thereof/*THIS is going to get bloody...excellent.*/grabs the Halberd or Retribution/*Brrapa! I challenge you!*/grabs the Sword of Vengeance/*I bear your weapon...and when we meet, the sparks shall fly ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Sat Sep 28, 2002 1:12 pm
Forum: Big Brother Census Department
Topic: Bimestrial Census: September/October
Replies: 11
Views: 6913

Re: Bimestrial Census: September/October

Section One: Contacts1. Real Name: James Haikin2. EzBoard Screen Name(s): Fax Celestis, Fax Malysus, Fax Nemesis, Kaiser Mog I, Antimortis3. Instant Messengers:-----AIM: FaxCelestis-----ICQ: 113330438 "Fax Celestis"-----IRC: cookie.sorcery.net in "#rm2khelp" "#rpghelp" "#rm2kextreme"-----MSN ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Sat Sep 28, 2002 1:01 pm
Forum: County of Yardistan
Topic: Murmurs
Replies: 34
Views: 9660

Re: Murmurs

*/prepares a small, hurricane-proof hideout/* ah,....all nice and safe now. A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:51 pm
Forum: County of Schlangen
Topic: HummDeeDumm...
Replies: 13
Views: 6253

Re: Boo!

being little is good too! A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please! //Come save us from our Hell!" //But that is ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: When did you start screening posts?
Replies: 28
Views: 8607

Re: When did you start screening posts?

I htink there's a few fora that didn't get fixed. A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please! //Come save us from ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Wed Sep 18, 2002 9:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: When did you start screening posts?
Replies: 28
Views: 8607

Re: When did you start screening posts?

I already have fixed such. A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please! //Come save us from our Hell!" //But that is ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Sep 17, 2002 3:11 pm
Forum: Lukedu Center for the Exploding Arts
Topic: Sig Test
Replies: 2
Views: 1417

Sig Test

ko? A winter's night, as cold as ice It warms me to the bone But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone It seems to me that those with me are cold as ice as well So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please! Come save us from our Hell!" But that is them and this is me... ...I like this ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:28 pm
Forum: Lukedu Center for the Exploding Arts
Topic: Sig Test
Replies: 2
Views: 1417

Re: Sig Test

Sig Test III A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please! //Come save us from our Hell!" //But that is them and this ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:16 pm
Forum: Lukedu Center for the Exploding Arts
Topic: Sig Test
Replies: 2
Views: 1417

Re: Sig Test

another sig test A winter's night, as cold as ice // It warms me to the bone //But as I sit and think a bit, I find I'm not alone //It seems to me that those with me //are cold as ice as well //So they sit and freeze, screaming "Help us, please! //Come save us from our Hell!" //But that is them and ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Tue Sep 17, 2002 12:03 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: When did you start screening posts?
Replies: 28
Views: 8607

Re: When did you start screening posts?

I have reason to believe that there is a threat to our great nation. I am screening all posts until further notice. I'm not trying to censor anything, just trying to prevent a disaster. Purple wings and a big pink antenna sure make a 3-foot tall bear damn sexy, don't you think?..................I'm ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Mon Sep 16, 2002 12:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Kaiser Mog:
Replies: 9
Views: 2495

Re: Kaiser Mog:

well, if you're willing to chip in $15 a month, I will too, and we'll be covered. Purple wings and a big pink antenna sure make a 3-foot tall bear damn sexy, don't you think?..................I'm kupo for KUPO NUTS!..................... p|-|3312 7|-|3 l337 /\/\006l3 5|
by Kaiser Mog I
Mon Sep 16, 2002 10:57 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Kaiser Mog:
Replies: 9
Views: 2495

Re: Kaiser Mog:

I understand THAT sentiment. Purple wings and a big pink antenna sure make a 3-foot tall bear damn sexy, don't you think?..................I'm kupo for KUPO NUTS!..................... p|-|3312 7|-|3 l337 /\/\006l3 5|
by Kaiser Mog I
Mon Sep 16, 2002 1:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lothlaria...
Replies: 19
Views: 4567

Re: Lothlaria...

Exactly none, as the only person who doesn't want it Shirithian is Locke, and since he is not Lothlarian (after all, noone can be Lothlarian, it's part of Shireroth), he doesn't count.No, Locke, you've asked for enough. In fact, you've asked for too much. If you keep pushing this or other similar ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Mon Sep 16, 2002 1:43 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Kaiser Mog:
Replies: 9
Views: 2495

Re: Kaiser Mog:

....I hope you understand if I say I am going to check with some others first. I will, howerver, take your volunteering into consideration with making this decision. Thank you for your advice. Purple wings and a big pink antenna sure make a 3-foot tall bear damn sexy, don't you think ...
by Kaiser Mog I
Mon Sep 16, 2002 1:43 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Gods aren't happy.
Replies: 14
Views: 5414

Re: The Gods aren't happy.

Remember Draco Thorne I, guys? I think it's HIM. Purple wings and a big pink antenna sure make a 3-foot tall bear damn sexy, don't you think?..................I'm kupo for KUPO NUTS!..................... p|-|3312 7|-|3 l337 /\/\006l3 5|

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