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| − | ''“The poor man's been dragged through war-torn Shirekeep once each way, run ragged on frivolous errands, thrown from a roof to his death, resurrected by not-entirely-refined Elwynnese methods of lichification, shoved into Imperial office and dismissed again. Is there no limit to the punishment that can be inflicted on this poor fellow? | + | ''“The poor man's been dragged through war-torn Shirekeep once each way, run ragged on frivolous errands, thrown from a roof to his death, resurrected by not-entirely-refined Elwynnese methods of lichification, shoved into Imperial office and dismissed again. Is there no limit to the punishment that can be inflicted on this poor fellow? |
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| + | It's a question which, I must admit, I'd be curious to see answered practically”'' - Ryabin Merkayastreb [http://bastionunion.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=370&t=11800(1)] | ||
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''“I didn't want that job! I didn't want any of these jobs. I didn't want to be a spy, I didn't want to be a courier, I didn't want to steal that helicopter... and now I survived that people just won't stop promoting me.”'' - Laqi Hyrrion summarising[http://bastionunion.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=694&t=10735(1)] his career on the day of his (alas temporary) 'death'. | ''“I didn't want that job! I didn't want any of these jobs. I didn't want to be a spy, I didn't want to be a courier, I didn't want to steal that helicopter... and now I survived that people just won't stop promoting me.”'' - Laqi Hyrrion summarising[http://bastionunion.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=694&t=10735(1)] his career on the day of his (alas temporary) 'death'. | ||
Revision as of 21:23, 8 October 2016
| Laqi Hyrrion |
| Full Name: Laqi Hyrrion (Deceased) |
| Alias Lackey Hurryin, The Imitation Lich |
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| Physical Description |
| Gender: Male |
| Species: Revenant |
| Race: Elw |
| Hair Color and Style: Bald and without a single functioning hair follicle |
| Eye Color: Grey |
| Skin Color: Pallid |
| Other: The sort of hideous facial scaring that can make dogs cry, children laugh and old men doubt the existence of a benevolent god. |
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| Biographical Information |
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| Date of Death: 5196 ASC |
| Place of Death: Halluci Shire, Shirekeep |
| Current Residence(s): ISO Container 9, Row 74G, Rothaven Docks, Rothhaven, Lachmeren, Empire of Minarboria |
| Nationality at Birth: Elwynnese |
| Current Allegiance(s): Imperial Republic of Shireroth, ESB-Jörmungandr Group |
| Occupation: Ambassador to Minarboria Itinerant Observer, Futures Department, ESB-Jörmungandr Secretariat (Employee 1634-902) |
“The poor man's been dragged through war-torn Shirekeep once each way, run ragged on frivolous errands, thrown from a roof to his death, resurrected by not-entirely-refined Elwynnese methods of lichification, shoved into Imperial office and dismissed again. Is there no limit to the punishment that can be inflicted on this poor fellow?
It's a question which, I must admit, I'd be curious to see answered practically” - Ryabin Merkayastreb [1]
“I didn't want that job! I didn't want any of these jobs. I didn't want to be a spy, I didn't want to be a courier, I didn't want to steal that helicopter... and now I survived that people just won't stop promoting me.” - Laqi Hyrrion summarising[2] his career on the day of his (alas temporary) 'death'.
Biography
Laqi was one of those rare individuals whose career prospects improved with his death.
