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The '''Froyalanish sexual rites''', known to the [[Froyalanish]] as "Love's Great Adventure", were a collection of sexual rites that had become institutionalized by the [[Elwynn]]ese government during the second Froyalan era (1623–1651). To the Froyalanish, sexual rites were part of a system of maintaining societal control, the people's loyalty, and affording the Froyalanish elite hedonistic pleasure from its subjects.
 
The '''Froyalanish sexual rites''', known to the [[Froyalanish]] as "Love's Great Adventure", were a collection of sexual rites that had become institutionalized by the [[Elwynn]]ese government during the second Froyalan era (1623–1651). To the Froyalanish, sexual rites were part of a system of maintaining societal control, the people's loyalty, and affording the Froyalanish elite hedonistic pleasure from its subjects.
  
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All the rites and practices were derived from the very similar ones in Stormark, and then "ret-conned" to have an "ancient" standing in the Elwynnese culture.
  
== Right of the first night ==
 
  
The subordinate [[Kingdom of Amokolia]], for example, granted King Noah and his sister the right of sexual intercourse with any newly wed couple before the consummation of the union. Although legally voluntarily, societal pressure made it very difficult for Froyalanish couples not to petition for this "ritual". Other ethnic groups tended to outright refuse such "petition", unless they were intimately connected with the governments of Amokolia or Elwynn. Local feudal lords and ladies enjoyed the same rights over their subjects. Although not institutionalized officially in the rest of Elwynn, it was nonetheless widely practised by the Froyalanish population.
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== [[Primae Noctis]] ==
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The subordinate [[Amokolia|Kingdom of Amokolia]], for example, granted King Noah and his sister the right of sexual intercourse with any newly wed couple before the consummation of the union. Although legally voluntarily, societal pressure made it very difficult for Froyalanish couples not to petition for this "ritual". Other ethnic groups tended to outright refuse such "petition", unless they were intimately connected with the governments of Amokolia or Elwynn. Local feudal lords and ladies enjoyed the same rights over their subjects. Although not institutionalized officially in the rest of Elwynn, it was nonetheless widely practised by the Froyalanish population.
  
 
== Konungstekja ==
 
== Konungstekja ==
  
 
The ''Konungstekja'' ("royal investiture") was the live-televised (with much detail) investiture ceremony of [[King Noah]] upon his coming of age in 1634. The ceremony was an acted out Froyalanish play where Noah was "married" to the "goddess Elwynn". Noah and "Elwynn" then engaged in a ritual bath where Noah suckled her breasts and drank her milk. Thereafter, to the tunes of a choir singing the ''[[Ballad of the Bed of Orchids]]'' (from where "Plow my vulva!" is a memorable line in  the public consciousness), Noah and his bride consummated the "union" before the cameras. During the sexual act, Noah kept sucking the milk out of his "wife".
 
The ''Konungstekja'' ("royal investiture") was the live-televised (with much detail) investiture ceremony of [[King Noah]] upon his coming of age in 1634. The ceremony was an acted out Froyalanish play where Noah was "married" to the "goddess Elwynn". Noah and "Elwynn" then engaged in a ritual bath where Noah suckled her breasts and drank her milk. Thereafter, to the tunes of a choir singing the ''[[Ballad of the Bed of Orchids]]'' (from where "Plow my vulva!" is a memorable line in  the public consciousness), Noah and his bride consummated the "union" before the cameras. During the sexual act, Noah kept sucking the milk out of his "wife".
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Thereafter, throughout his reign, Noah would engage in this ritual sex with the "goddess Elwynn", not seldom before invited witnesses.
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== [[Gleðiganga]] ==
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The ''[[Gleðiganga]]'' ("walk of joy") was a ritual whereby women, who had been called by the King or one of the Froyalanish sisterhoods, walked naked throughout their locality with honey and milk poured over their bodies.
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==[[Godgifusríða]]==
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In Amokolia, if a woman rode naked on a horseback in throughout bailiwick for one whole day, then for that month of the year, everyone in the bailiwick would for that year receive a 39% tax discount for that month. As such, there was much public incentive to pressure women into performing the rite of ''Godgifusríða''.
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== [[Heiðrdans]] ==
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The ''Heiðrdans'' was a ritual dance performed by women in the naked whereby in order to be admitted to certain sister hoods or jobs in the national service, the prospectives would have to dance naked with movements simulating sexual thrusting and orgasm.
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== [[Loftklæddir]] ==
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Loftklæddir, being "sky-clad" (i.e. naked), was a tradition practised by the Froyalanish. By making a solemn vow to the gods, they promised to spend as much of their lives as weather and customs would allow naked, in honour of Froyalanish sexuality.
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[[Category:Elwynn]][[Category:Froyalanish Ancient Ways]]
 
[[Category:Elwynn]][[Category:Froyalanish Ancient Ways]]

Revision as of 14:32, 23 February 2018

The Froyalanish sexual rites, known to the Froyalanish as "Love's Great Adventure", were a collection of sexual rites that had become institutionalized by the Elwynnese government during the second Froyalan era (1623–1651). To the Froyalanish, sexual rites were part of a system of maintaining societal control, the people's loyalty, and affording the Froyalanish elite hedonistic pleasure from its subjects.

All the rites and practices were derived from the very similar ones in Stormark, and then "ret-conned" to have an "ancient" standing in the Elwynnese culture.


Primae Noctis

The subordinate Kingdom of Amokolia, for example, granted King Noah and his sister the right of sexual intercourse with any newly wed couple before the consummation of the union. Although legally voluntarily, societal pressure made it very difficult for Froyalanish couples not to petition for this "ritual". Other ethnic groups tended to outright refuse such "petition", unless they were intimately connected with the governments of Amokolia or Elwynn. Local feudal lords and ladies enjoyed the same rights over their subjects. Although not institutionalized officially in the rest of Elwynn, it was nonetheless widely practised by the Froyalanish population.

Konungstekja

The Konungstekja ("royal investiture") was the live-televised (with much detail) investiture ceremony of King Noah upon his coming of age in 1634. The ceremony was an acted out Froyalanish play where Noah was "married" to the "goddess Elwynn". Noah and "Elwynn" then engaged in a ritual bath where Noah suckled her breasts and drank her milk. Thereafter, to the tunes of a choir singing the Ballad of the Bed of Orchids (from where "Plow my vulva!" is a memorable line in the public consciousness), Noah and his bride consummated the "union" before the cameras. During the sexual act, Noah kept sucking the milk out of his "wife".

Thereafter, throughout his reign, Noah would engage in this ritual sex with the "goddess Elwynn", not seldom before invited witnesses.

Gleðiganga

The Gleðiganga ("walk of joy") was a ritual whereby women, who had been called by the King or one of the Froyalanish sisterhoods, walked naked throughout their locality with honey and milk poured over their bodies.

Godgifusríða

In Amokolia, if a woman rode naked on a horseback in throughout bailiwick for one whole day, then for that month of the year, everyone in the bailiwick would for that year receive a 39% tax discount for that month. As such, there was much public incentive to pressure women into performing the rite of Godgifusríða.


Heiðrdans

The Heiðrdans was a ritual dance performed by women in the naked whereby in order to be admitted to certain sister hoods or jobs in the national service, the prospectives would have to dance naked with movements simulating sexual thrusting and orgasm.

Loftklæddir

Loftklæddir, being "sky-clad" (i.e. naked), was a tradition practised by the Froyalanish. By making a solemn vow to the gods, they promised to spend as much of their lives as weather and customs would allow naked, in honour of Froyalanish sexuality.