Brainania

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Brainania was founded on Island X in 1995 as part of a fictitious subterfuge. It was rumored to have been destroyed by volcanism and a tsunami shortly thereafter.

Prime Minister and Ruler: The Most Exalted Ned Limpopo

Minister of Finance: Hassan Lembeck

National Anthem

Spears in hand

We sail for Yap

We will wipe

Them off the...

...front porch!

Brainania

You nation of folks

Here comes a guy

Selling watery Cokes.

We will fight

And never quit

Find me a rooftop

And I will spit.

Narf!